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Affirmative.

Please do not get into slap fights about the exact definition of the edge of space. If you reasonably could argue that you have been in space before, answer yes. One exception: none of that "everyone exists in space" argument, since it is not useful for this poll.

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Reblog this post for an ask from one of my characters!

Please only reblog to one of your PokeIRL blogs, instead of several.

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Current activity: watching horses through unmonitored CCTV cameras.

Megatron: very enthused by the microphone this one has.

Megatron: talking to the horses.

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do share if you happen to cross universes at any time.

in any case. what more do you know about those instabilities? can they be manipulated?

Perhaps.

Two ground bridges too close together will destabilize. Do not get caught in the middle. You will be trapped in a world “slightly to the left” where you can see what is happening, but you cannot touch anything, no one can hear you, you are alone. Help is not coming.

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perhaps that can be of use, then…

it would be quite helpful to know the intricacies of those functions. what about… instabilities? with the, what was it called— the spacetime continuum. what do you know about that?

Instabilities: always present.

Soundwave: has never used Soundwave’s abilities to cross universes yet. Only space.

Soundwave: well aware of the dangers.

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interesting. how are you capable of such a feat?

Soundwave: has integrated Ground Bridge and Space Bridge technology into Soundwave’s frame.

Provided enough power: Soundwave can still use them.

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what do you know about the multiverse?

~rotten candy

Soundwave: knows of its existence.

Soundwave: interacts with it regularly.

Soundwave: has the potential to cross universes.

Cross universe travel: much harder than cross dimensional.

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Dreams: can be like television. Or a curse.

[Video ID: Soundwave looking into the camera, finials pushed back in annoyance, “Some say: if you can’t sleep it is because someone is thinking about you.”

The next clip is of Soundwave pointing at a very obviously just woken up Zebstrika!Megatron, “MOTHERFUCKER LET SOUNDWAVE SLEEP!”]

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"you fumbled him" who? the crackhead? thats called dodging a bullet

Orion Pax: did not fumble.

Megatron: is the one who fumbled.

Orion Pax: did dodge a bullet…

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YOU FUCKING FUMBLED THE GUY?!

Twice.

“Soundwave. Desist.” -Megatron

Negative.

Soundwave: does not believe that union would ever work regardless.

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Ha. Ha. Ha.

“Do not laugh.” -Megatron.

Soundwave: will laugh as much as Soundwave wants.

Regardless: Orion and Megatron: never officially a couple. At best: the occasional fling.

Megatron: fumbled Orion Pax twice.

Megatron…

IS OPTIMUS PRIME YOUR EX?!?!?!

Soundwave: writing his answer. Megatron: cannot type with hooves.

“It’s complicated.” -Megatron

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Megatron…

IS OPTIMUS PRIME YOUR EX?!?!?!

Soundwave: writing his answer. Megatron: cannot type with hooves.

“It’s complicated.” -Megatron

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[Video ID: Megatron the horse, Grace the teenager, and Soundwave the solid hologram are sitting in a circle, the two that can eat are doing so.

“Hey Megs, what’s the worst thing you’ve ever stolen from an ex?” Grace asked, leaning back on her hands.

Megatron opens his mouth to answer, and reconsiders after a hidden look from Soundwave. “His hubcaps.”]

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Soundwave: is not a very good artist.

[Image ID: Zebstrika!Megatron with a pretty terrible fake cutie mark painted on his flank. It’s meant to be a gladiator helmet, but it’s not clear.]

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[Video ID: Grace has her hands on her hips, “There you are! Arceus, Soundwave, you’re really just gonna leave a teenager like that?”

Soundwave’s holoform tilts its head, “Grace- lived. Soundwave- returned- as promised.”

“Yeah yeah, what was so important anyway?” She huffed.

Zebstrika!Megatron came up behind Soundwave, standing at its side, “This one has bite, doesn’t she?”

Grace’s eyes go huge, “You found a talking zebstrika.”

Megatron opens his mouth to argue, fangs on full display, but Soundwave closes it.

“Soundwave- found Megatron. Megatron- has become- a- zebstrika.” It explained, “Soundwave- has another- surprise.”

“I doubt anything will be more surprising than you finding your boyfriend as a zebstrika!”

“Soundwave: no longer bound to vow.” Soundwave spoke with its real voice, “Greetings: Grace.”]

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Soundwave: has forgotten to update the blog.

Megatron: has also Fallen here.

Soundwave: …may or may not have confessed Soundwave’s feelings for him.

Megatron. ^

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ooc: SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR!!!

((SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR INDEED!!!