soundwave-rp

[soundwave-rp]

Hello hello Laserbeak is cute as fuck and I want to babysit him may I? I swear i won't teach him my depraved ways or make plans on pranking you!

*Fixes you with a long look*

"Statement: Lazerbeak, exceeds bounds of quantifiable and communicable level of cunning mischief. Prediction: You will be corrupted."

*exciteable twitters from his chest, before Beaky undocks*

"Permission: conditionally granted. Conditions: observe standard protocol-- Emphasized condition: Do not be a problematic influence."

*Smug twitters, and you've got a Lazerbeak zooming towards you to pester you for the day.*

[soundwave-rp]

Soundwave and lazerbeak to go further in-depth with the other question do you have a favourite earth music/song?

*soft tonal click before he lifts his head slightly to look over at you*

"Statement: Soundwave, has diverse range of appreciation for musical and sound-based experiences. Favorite, difficult to--"

*Short clicking static noise, before excited and accusing twittering sounds off*

"BEAKY SPEAKING HIIIII. Okay so I might have hi-jacked Soundwave's voice software and he's going to be mad about it so i'll say this really quickly-- He totally has a favorite song and it's Da--"

*CHR-CHR-CHRK transformation noise and that bot is GOOOONE and outta here*

[soundwave-rp]

Got another one for ya: I would think someone by the name of "Soundwave" would be a total music guy, right? So am I the only one who has one (or more) specific song(s) that they have a weird and complex love-hate relationship with? (My own song in question is "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse, if you're curious.)

*there's a long pause before his vox clicks on with the softest of resets preceding his autotuned speech*

"Admission: Soundwave, very fond of music. Music; culturally and personally important to Cybertronians. Regret: much of Cybertronian art, lost to war. Soundwave: maintains dedicated drive storage for vast collection of music preserved from deletion. Earth music: plentiful, innovative."

*soft twitters*

"Statement: Lazerbeak, requested communications be relayed to audience. Requested communication: Lazerbeak's favorite-hated song, popular Cybertronian tune during final years preceeding civil war. Popular song; arguably over-played. Result: favored song, turned into source of annoyance. Discretion: song, remains in databanks as preserved music, now serving as reminder of home. Home: desolate. Song: has become bittersweet reminder, overtaking prior cultivated annoyance at redundant tune."

[soundwave-rp]

Query: What is Soundwave's honest reaction to so many organics drooling over him? (And his species in general?)

"Statement: Soundwave, deeply questions human friend's claim that humans do not enter involuntary script initiation. Evidence: exhaustive.

Admission: appeal of Cybertronian frames to certain human organics; comforting."

[soundwave-rp]

I'm in a mood for mischief. So Soundwave, favorite prank you ever pulled? >;]

*total silence for three kliks, before an emoji appears on his visor.*

[[okay it was more like an hour and a half of getting distracting trying to make a 5 second emoji ope]]

"Admission: Soundwave, not at liberty to reveal details of favorite deliberate act of satisfying extraneous sabotage. Statement: Soundwave, able to provide substitute anecdote. Favored anecdote;"

*His screen goes blank before a thin line of light appears, and then a video displays on his visor--*

"Statement: Soundwave, discovered system glitch--"

"IT WAS NOT A FRAGGING GLITCH YOU TALKING COMP--*garbled static and a slamming door noise* [[yes that was Starscream]]

"--discovered system glitch in ship-wide announcement program wherein past transmitted files performed redundant displays at later dates when triggered by unrelated task command. Soundwave: may have, in process of fixing system glitch, decided to use displayed footage as test material for testing system glitch. Result: video, displayed on all linked monitors, including command bridge displays."

*Twittering sound*

"Statement: Lazerbeak, requests further context given. Relevant info; testing procedure, tedious. Code: very difficult. Soundwave: very busy."

*twittering precedes what you swear is the tinniest whisper of smugness in that monotonous autotune*

"Project timeframe; exceeded initial expectations. System glitch; ...resolved after period of three quartex."

[soundwave-rp]

"Request: adhere to Expected Conduct;"

[[Heyo~! This is the author here, and I'll speak OOCly on this blog in the tags (when Soundwave's not fighting me for them) and in these facy brackets because i'm extra like that.]]

"Statement: Soundwave, required to participate in introductory greeting conductive to protocol establishment. Greeting; issued."

The Premise

[[For the context of interaction, the Soundwave of this blog is speaking from the perspective of a Sounders primarily based in the Gladiators of Kaon and Leaking Spark storyline(s). He's not based in any ~specific~ timeline point, and nothing on this blog is necessarily always going to be hard canon to those stories... but much will be ;P]]

Intent

"Intentions: integration into desired aspects of human society. Desired aspects; friendly social engagement; cultural education on organic lives. Admission; Soundwave, has human friend. Further admission; Soundwave, woefully inadequate on knowledge pertaining to human nuance."

*twittering noises in the background*

[[The goal is to enjoy creative writing in silly and thoughtful fun, and also have an excuse to maybe drop some Deep Lore that just might not make it into the final story. The world I imagine is so much bigger than what Butterfly's eyes see through her little-big snippet of it.]]

Rules

"Request: refrain from earning achievement of rule invented after ill advised conduct. Advisement; Soundwave, very busy. Queries; will be responded to at Soundwave's convenience. Invitation; submit queries."

[[^What he said.

And yooooo disclaimer; so i've never done a Tumblr RP blog this is new to me. This is an 18+ blog because both my stories are 18+ stories and contain adult content; muh blog is not a place to RP smut. Though you are welcome to -ask- questions, please, use respectful horny in the ask box ;) if you're not sure what that is, then probably stick to other content queries.

Secondly, when I write as Soundwave-- I am writing as Soundwave. What his opinions are, are -his- opinions told through the lense of how I think this particular character would react in your given word prompt for a fictional writing response. He's my character, not *me.* 'Kay? Kay, glad we got that outta the way. That said this version of Soundwave is an absolute beanpole, so, I ain't really worried about him xP GO FORTH AND MAKE FRIENDS, TALL AND SPIKEY!]]

Tags:

° Query:Answered

° Query:Snark

° Query:Starscr3amNoBitches

° Submission:Art

° Submission:Meme

° Submission:Kitty

° Submission:Birb

° Submission:Butterfly

° Submission:HumanCulture

° Submission:OrganicCulture -- "Explanation: topics relevant to discussion of organic species, other than humans, without dedicated category. Statement: will revise if necessary. Expectations: tag list, probably inadequate."

[[and more to come I'm sure I suck at tagging but maybe shoving my brain through Soundwave's processor in organizational tedium will work for this blog XD IMMA TRY OKIES?]]