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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

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thinking about how barok van zieks has the yumei uni insignia the game's logo the universal ryunosuke naruhodo symbol carved into his face

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blitzed my way through the great ace attorney adventures o7

naruhodo ryunosuke patootie of all time wtf

a bunch of ryunosuke + van zeiks court shenanigans bc (besides the Frequent racist comments) they amuse me

love that ryunosuke picks up on this habit—although i know they both mean it sardonically

(also like the way van zeiks uses "my nipponese friend" definitely changes as the game goes on, but imo at the beginning at least it tends to surface when he's particularly frustrated/contemptuous of ryunosuke <- why are you paying attention to this)

it's so fucking funny to me that the reaper of the bailey, known to exclusively tackle the most powerful scum of society, reappears for the first time in 5 years only to take on three seemingly inconsequential trials in a row—all against an otherwise unknown young, foreign lawyer. if i were a member of the london public, i'd be losing my mind.

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Dancing with you :)

(fanart backup starts loll

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Wunk is NOT trapped

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yeah it's called my mutuals circle on tumblr

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Me upon discovering an online game that helps you learn git: haha I've been using git for years now, I could skip ahead many levels, methinks hahaha no, no, I'll be humble and start on level 1

Me on level 5: You can do what??? There are commands for what???

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akane: i choose violence

kasumi: no stop.... choose Violence, But Even More Painful And Effective instead

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The Terror + Christ Figures

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what starring in the terror does to a mf

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i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

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the thing w Transformers is if you get into it deep enough eventually you're like 'wait this is just yaoi Steven Universe'. but then you remember that Transformers predates Steven Universe by a number of years so its like. has Steven Universe been yuri Transformers all along? much to think about.

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warm girl give me strength

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The fate of the franklin expedition is so poetic imagine dying of imperialism and then literally being cannibalised without achieving anything beyond becoming another member of the hallowed ranks of a grisly naval stories in the 1840s and then hundreds of years later your restless shade still haunts humanity without a scrap of peace because amc made a tv show which made everyone write yaoi about you

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Daily affirmations

I am sexy

I am beautiful

I am powerful

My hair still looks cute

My skin is its normal colour

My gums feel fine

I am still capable of pulling the sledge

I have the usual amount of teeth

The bullet wound in my side will close up any day now

The captain still thinks I'm pretty

We will find a lemon soon

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THE TERROR ▸ mr. goodsir // dr. goodsir