soup-bender
soup-bender
Tuna Can Boy
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I’m gonna die of lack of sleep and my brain’s a mushy chaos soup :) @Feral_Adderall_Scourge on ao3
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soup-bender · 4 months ago
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25 ways to be a little more punk in 2025
Cut fast fashion - buy used, learn to mend and/or make your own clothes, buy fewer clothes less often so you can save up for ethically made quality
Cancel subscriptions - relearn how to pirate media, spend $10/month buying a digital album from a small artist instead of on Spotify, stream on free services since the paid ones make you watch ads anyway
Green your community - there's lots of ways to do this, like seedbombing or joining a community garden or organizing neighborhood trash pickups
Be kind - stop to give directions, check on stopped cars, smile at kids, let people cut you in line, offer to get stuff off the high shelf, hold the door, ask people if they're okay
Intervene - learn bystander intervention techniques and be prepared to use them, even if it feels awkward
Get closer to your food - grow it yourself, can and preserve it, buy from a farmstand, learn where it's from, go fishing, make it from scratch, learn a new ingredient
Use opensource software - try LibreOffice, try Reaper, learn Linux, use a free Photoshop clone. The next time an app tries to force you to pay, look to see if there's an opensource alternative
Make less trash - start a compost, be mindful of packaging, find another use for that plastic, make it a challenge for yourself!
Get involved in local politics - show up at meetings for city council, the zoning commission, the park district, school boards; fight the NIMBYs that always show up and force them to focus on the things impacting the most vulnerable folks in your community
DIY > fashion - shake off the obsession with pristine presentation that you've been taught! Cut your own hair, use homemade cosmetics, exchange mani/pedis with friends, make your own jewelry, duct tape those broken headphones!
Ditch Google - Chromium browsers (which is almost all of them) are now bloated spyware, and Google search sucks now, so why not finally make the jump to Firefox and another search like DuckDuckGo? Or put the Wikipedia app on your phone and look things up there?
Forage - learn about local edible plants and how to safely and sustainably harvest them or go find fruit trees and such accessible to the public.
Volunteer - every week tutoring at the library or once a month at the humane society or twice a year serving food at the soup kitchen, you can find something that matches your availability
Help your neighbors - which means you have to meet them first and find out how you can help (including your unhoused neighbors), like elderly or disabled folks that might need help with yardwork or who that escape artist dog belongs to or whether the police have been hassling people sleeping rough
Fix stuff - the next time something breaks (a small appliance, an electronic, a piece of furniture, etc.), see if you can figure out what's wrong with it, if there are tutorials on fixing it, or if you can order a replacement part from the manufacturer instead of trashing the whole thing
Mix up your transit - find out what's walkable, try biking instead of driving, try public transit and complain to the city if it sucks, take a train instead of a plane, start a carpool at work
Engage in the arts - go see a local play, check out an art gallery or a small museum, buy art from the farmer's market
Go to the library - to check out a book or a movie or a CD, to use the computers or the printer, to find out if they have other weird rentals like a seed library or luggage, to use meeting space, to file your taxes, to take a class, to ask question
Listen local - see what's happening at local music venues or other events where local musicians will be performing, stop for buskers, find a favorite artist, and support them
Buy local - it's less convenient than online shopping or going to a big box store that sells everything, but try buying what you can from small local shops in your area
Become unmarketable - there are a lot of ways you can disrupt your online marketing surveillance, including buying less, using decoy emails, deleting or removing permissions from apps that spy on you, checking your privacy settings, not clicking advertising links, and...
Use cash - go to the bank and take out cash instead of using your credit card or e-payment for everything! It's better on small businesses and it's untraceable
Give what you can - as capitalism churns on, normal shmucks have less and less, so think about what you can give (time, money, skills, space, stuff) and how it will make the most impact
Talk about wages - with your coworkers, with your friends, while unionizing! Stop thinking about wages as a measure of your worth and talk about whether or not the bosses are paying fairly for the labor they receive
Think about wealthflow - there are a thousand little mechanisms that corporations and billionaires use to capture wealth from the lower class: fees for transactions, interest, vendor platforms, subscriptions, and more. Start thinking about where your money goes, how and where it's getting captured and removed from our class, and where you have the ability to cut off the flow and pass cash directly to your fellow working class people
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soup-bender · 4 months ago
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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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From Critical Role C3EP115
Imagining getting an Alpha tattoo, and then being treated like a Beta five minutes later
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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[ID: A digital drawing of Orym and Dorian Storm from Critical Role. They're both wearing modern clothing. Orym is wearing a dark long sleeved shirt with the sleeves pushed up to his elbows. Dorian is wearing a dark floral patterned button up shirt and jeans. Dorian has his right hand resting on Orym's shoulder and they're both smiling at each other. End description.]
A kofi doodle for @xombigirl!
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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nasty little mans all caked up for your birthday entertainment 🍰
silly little thing for @dadrielle!
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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long time no mog
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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Obsessed with this year's grand prize winner of the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest
2022 Grand Prize Winner
"I knew she was trouble the second she walked into my 24-hour deli, laundromat, and detective agency, and after dropping a load of unmentionables in one of the heavy-duty machines (a mistake that would soon turn deadly) she turned to me, asking for two things: find her missing husband and make her a salami on rye with spicy mustard, breaking into tears when I told her I couldn't help—I was fresh out of salami."
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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glorious evolution or smth like that
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Just a girl and her feelings 🌸💫🎀
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me
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C3E37: marisha + nonverbals
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Dorian x Orym 💙💕 Critical Role fan-art
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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(Author's Notes)
Panel 1: Everything is suffused with the softness of morning light. Imogen wakes up, smiling in contentment at her surroundings. Laudna is still asleep beside her, hair sleep-tangled and falling in her face, eyes and mouth a little open, bedraggled cat doll on the pillow, dead rat tucked under her chin. All of this is precious to her.
Panel 2: Carefully she brushes her hair back from her face, revealing her scarred throat and one maimed ear.
Panel 3: Imogen leans down and kisses her ear tenderly.
Panel 4: Laudna opens her eyes to find Imogen leaning over her. Reaching up, she caresses her cheek with the backs of her fingers and Imogen leans affectionately into her touch like a cat.
Laudna: Everything all right, love?
Imogen: Mmm-hm.
Laudna: No bad dreams?
Imogen: None at all. I haven't had a nightmare in weeks, come to think of it.
Laudna: Maybe they're gone for good!
Panel 5: Laudna starts preparing breakfast while Imogen pours water for tea.
Imogen: Wouldn't that be somethin'? I feel like gettin' out of Gelvaan's done me a world of good.
Laudna: You look happy.
Imogen: I am! I feel better out here than I have in years. Makin' our own way, and no one's mind pressin' up against mine except for yours.
Panel 6: They sit on the stoop with their tea. Imogen leans her head against Laudna's shoulder.
Imogen: Are you?
Laudna: Oh, yes. I'd be happy anywhere with you. I'm afraid it's quite a bit more humble than your old home, though.��
Imogen: Darlin', I'm happier in this li'l hut with you than any other house I've lived in. You're here. That's what makes it home.
Panel 7: Wider view of the surrounding woods. The trees are more autumn-colored than they were last time we saw them.
Laudna: It doesn't have to be for always. If we don't find the answers you're looking for here, we can always keep going on to that fancy academy in Jrusar.
Imogen: I don't mind stoppin' here until spring, at least. Glad we found a snug place to stay before the snow comes. To get to Jrusar we'll have to go through the Kaal Mountains, and that'd be hard goin' once winter sets in. Then it's north for a long stretch through the Hellcatch Valley on the other side and into the Oderan Wilds. {sigh} Long ways off, still.
Laudna: We'll get there. One step at a time. I'll follow wherever you lead.
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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“The history of Exandria is altered in the wake of great and terrible people touched by the will of the gods. Prove to me why you feel you are worthy to be among them. Right now? Feels a little braggy, doesn't it?”-The Matron of Ravens/Imogen
Campaign 3 Episode 109: A Test of Fate
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soup-bender · 7 months ago
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I feel very validated that Imogen has really good singing voice. Like, c'mon she hears people, she knows music and I can imagine her singing to herself to drown out people's voices
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