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"kaz's backstory" this, "matthias's death" that. what about the scene at the asylum.

wylan finding out his mother is alive. him standing there and pretending not to know her. him finding all the paintings she did of him. him holding it together until he finally breaks down on the road outside and accepts that his father is evil.

i am not ready

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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).

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Too many songs about love, not enough songs about swordfights.

13-year-old Regulus Black, probably

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Life sucks? Food you eat sucks? Just call it a feast. Feast on those cheerios, that’s a fucking feast. chortle a little, slap your big tummy and go MM MMM!

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got this glittery dust from lush im abt to start my career as edward cullen

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The biggest sin Leigh has committed isn't killing Matthias or not giving Wylan any POV chapters in SOC. It's not writing one more page of Inej reuniting with her parents.

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nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

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Can someone please reply to this post with a gif or video of a cat rotating. I'm not picky, I just need it to regain full HP

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made this

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Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

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i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

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Given the fact that that we know, canonically, that Jesper and Inej both like Kaz, and that Anika tried to flirt with him at the end of Crooked Kingdom. I fully believe that every fucker in the dregs has a crush on Kaz.

Every single person he's recruited to the gang just said yes cause he's hot. Like this is how every conversation Per Haskell has goes:

Haskell: Ok, I need you to go on a job with Kaz tonight

Dreg: The hot one? Yeah absolutely

Haskell: *slams his head against the desk*

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TWP summary:

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tsc characters as random quotes.

Matthew Fairchild, Mark Blackthorn and Magnus Bane:

Isabel Lightwood:

Basically, every TSC character:

Thomas Lightwood, Alec Lightwood, Ariadne Bridgestock and Alastair Carstairs,

Herondale family:

Jace in the beginning:

Kit Herondale: