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Fun thing is I’m both the butler and the anti-butler. I am solely responsible for the cleaning and destruction on my home.
im so lucky to have a butler and also an anti-butler who undoes all the tasks that my butler does for me
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You can’t kill what’s already dead inside.
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Fic Recommendations Masterlist
I was recently asked about my recommendations for stories on AO3, and thought, HMMMM this is going to be a long list and damn if I don’t LOVE showing off my favorite writers/stories. SO without further ado… Also, for the most part, I’m going to keep it to anything without Age Restricted content (for the stories, but if you want that list, just come chat with me! :)
Fics for Miraculous Ladybug: ~Mystery~
Who We Are by marielauder
Missing by ChaoticNeutral
The White Knight and His Queen by Maximilian_Alexander, Miraculous_Max (Maximilian_Alexander)
Make a Wish, My Dear by Starshipranger97
Love Is In The Square Tonight by Gui_fan_pt
The Murder of Lila Rossi by Cornerverse
Molting by SailorChibi
A Sound of Thunder by Tempomental
The Keys to Paris by epcot97
~Love/Fluff/Soft~
The Perfect Partnership by seasonofthegeek
“Dear Future Me” by MixieBeeble @nobodyfamousposts
Message Belatedly Recieved by Miraculous_Max (Maximilian_Alexander)
Pretty much anything from the “Mary That Girl” Series” by Miraculous_Max (Maximilian_Alexander)
For Better or Worse by Cameo_Cat
Unexpected surprise by ChocoluckChipz (Totally_lucky), Totally_lucky
Soulmate Survey by penguinnomad @gale-of-the-nomads
What Came Before He Knew Her by epcot97
Warm Hugs by Runadaemon
~Comedy GOLD~
#LetMarinetteDrinkCoffee2K19 by MissEcchi @masked-bixch
The Investigation by 11JJ11 @graaythekwami
O Kwami, Where Art Thou? by Interrobanng @akumatizethisblog
The Ladybugs and The Bees by BullySquadess
Girls Night Out by LNC @lnc2, Squabbler @salty-french-fry
Proceed with Caution by Runadaemon
Throw Me Around Like One of Your French Girls by dfcfanfics @chickenshaker
Porte-Boner by abadmeanman (I tried keeping this off the list but it DESERVES ALL THE RECOGNITION) @abadmeanman
How Miraculous Should Have Ended by CodenameJD
The Haunting Spectre by Cochrane
Trolling Alya by SailorChibi
The Ladybug Puppet Show by SparklyAxolotl
~Angst/Hurt (with or without comfort)~
It Went To Voicemail by Shaladaze @question-the-daze
Nine Lives by P_Artsypants @p-artsypants
If We Ever Meet Again by Kaeon
Flutter by JelloJolteon @jellojolteon
Always Welcome Here by gay_english_nerd
and I’d give up forever by SailorChibi
~Chat/Message (Because I love them and I don’t care what anyone says)~
keeps you guessing (like any real love) by AlexSeanchai (EllieMurasaki) @alexseanchai, GalahadWilder @galahadwilder
Local Hero Chat Group by So_u_like_pkmn @stark-illerbase
spotty connections by agrestenoir
Kill Gabriel Agreste 2k19 by CaraIsTrash
chat chat chatting by incipientdream
let’s chat by cerulleen
Several Superheroes are Typing… by LollingCat
does papillon have dm’s by noaoats
~Badassness~
Best Served in Front of the Whole School by SailorChibi @tsuki-chibi
Anything from @ao3bronte because frankly, that’s where I started reading mlfics.
Queen of Secrets by SairenHaria
The Forgetting Game by 11paruline44
The Strongest Girl They Knew by UsaChan1997 for WonderBat91939
Queen Bee’s Hive by Laelia_Naga
When Lila Gives You Lemons by myheadinthecoudsnotcomingdown
Cat in the Night by SailorChibi
Hold Me By Both Hands by angelofthequeers
Discordant Sonata by EdenDaphne (edelet) @edendaphne
Breaking Point by DOMinMatrix
~Angry/Protective (Because I LIVE for this trope)~
BAMF Mari Series by Freedom_Shamrock @freedom-shamrock
Teaspoon by lollipop1141
Overdose by CaroVillRod
Chloé’s Idiots by StarLightGlisse
Telling Lies? No Mama by Aishling
Bite off more than you can chew and you’ll choke. by MissEcchi
looking like [this] by Reiaji
best (fake) smile by Reiaji
~DARK (Like my soul…. jk… or am I?)~
Sweet Dreams by SailorChibi
I’ll add more as I find all of them again (Also, if I added you on the list but didn’t tag you, I’m still working on it promise!)
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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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Guitar sword
Ladynoir: Okay, I got the snacks,
Ladrien: I got the drinks.
Adrinette: I got the decorations.
Alynino: I got the playlist.
Marichat: And I brought Lukagami
Everyone: Lukagami! Now its a party!
Lukagami: (Walks in with shades and a guitar sword) Sup peeps
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ML Fic: Soulmate Survey Part 28
(Previous parts)
Thank you @galaxy-and-star-collector for your support.
I am bring this fic out early.
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“Alya, you know I think you are awesome and I respect you. But I have to ask why are we heading to our school on a Sunday?” The DJ questioned as they approached Françoise Dupont High.
“We need some more dirt on Lila, and I have a feeling that we can get it from here.” The ladyblogger explained. “I know it sounds farfetched but there must be something that shows her guilt that she can’t possibly argue.”
The two approach the steps to the front entrance of the school.
“Even if there is more proof, the school is probably locked. There is no way we can….”
Alya opens the front door with no issue.
“Ah… well never mind then.”
The two enter the school and notice how empty the hallways feel without it filled with students.
“Alright, we should check out her locker.”
“Wait, didn’t you get in trouble for going through Chloé’s locker last time? With Lila having the school wrapped around her finger, this might ruin our plan.”
Alya stopped and pondered the statement. She hated to admit it, but Nino was right.
“Crap. That was my main way of getting proof.” Alya stomped in frustration.
“Well it isn’t like they would be able to prove it was you that broke in since the security cameras here suck.”
Alya stopped.
“Security cams? This place has security Cameras!?”
“Well yea. But they were set up poorly, only some of the ones in the main hallways work. That’s why Damocles doesn’t rely on them. I forgot you started coming here around the same time as Adrien, so you wouldn’t know about that.”
“Huh, Shot in the dark. Maybe we can check any footage the cameras have?”
“I mean, it’s worth a shot. Though I am pretty sure its a dead end.”
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Ok Barney would never lie.
Godzilla Vs Person on toilet with Diarrhea
Chat Blanc vs Lila
So like Godzilla versus barney the dinosaur.
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I love your voice. Also the feels. Love your work. Keep writing and have a virtual hug because you are amazing.

Its just me.
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ML Fic: Soulmate Survey Part 27
(Parts 1 - 23) (Part 24) (Part 25) (Part 26)
(Well, the Season 3 finale did not take place in this fic. Just clarifying for those that don’t know.)
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“It is great seeing you both again.” A brown haired man greeted as he greeted the two that arrived at the Ice Rink.
“It is nice seeing you to Philippe.” Adrien reciprocated. “Not that busy today?”
“The day is too perfect for people to want to Ice skate.”
“So there aren’t many people today?” Marinette inquired.
“So you two want to Skate today? How wonderful! I was worried that the Zamboni driver cleaned the ice for no one to enjoy. Quite fortunate for you both.” The man said with a wink.
“How about we get you both some skates…. or should I say three.”
The brunette was looking up at the mountain of a man that was Adrien’s bodyguard.
“Oh, he is just watching over us. He will be sitting out. Unless you want to join us.”
The bodyguard that Adrien affectionately nicknamed ‘The gorilla’ shook his head.
“V-very well. Lets get you those skates.”
Adrien and Marinette looked at each other and smiled as they followed the enthusiastic man in.
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“Okay, that should do it.” Max exclaimed as he finished typing on his key board. “Is everything set on your end Markov.”
Max turned to his robot best friend as the robot finished inputing the code.
“Affirmative. Everything is all set for the next stage.”
Max smiles before turning to the two other glasses wearing teens who were snoozing together. While sitting against a wall
“Wakey wakey.” Max exclaimed as he jostled them lightly.
The two shot awake.
“Huh wha?!”
“I finished setting everything up the way you requested.” Max explained.
Alya quickly shot up.
“Wait really? So its all set.”
“Thats right, As soon as the first bell rings tomorrow morning, everyone in Françoise Dupont High School will be receiving your tell all article on Lila Rossi. From students in our class to Mr.Damocles.” Max assured.
“Thats amazing.”
“I also took the liberty of including the parental contact list as well. Just to be sure everyone sees it.” Max adjusts his glasses, making a confident smirk.
Nino stretched.
“That is above and beyond my dude.” Nino gave the robot enthusiast a thumbs up.
“Though I do worry of the potential consequences. Not on my end, since I used an encrypted server so no one should be able to trace it back to us. But more on the Akuma side. Hawkmoth might take advantage of Lila’s emotional distress.” Max commented.
It was Alya’s turn to look smug.
“That is where I got you covered. I have a notice set up on the Ladyblog that will be sent out just a bit before the first bell. It will alert Ladybug of the potential akuma victim before it happens. Which also helps in preventing Hawkmoth from getting his hands on that witch. No need to give her anymore fire power.”
Nino and Max both looked stunned.
“Wow Babe, that is crazy scheming. You are crazy sneaky like a fox.”
“Oh this is nothing. I plan on tearing Lila a new one at school tomorrow. No fake tears will get her out of this.” Alya exclaimed with Confidence. “Then I am gonna treat my best friend to all the ice cream she wants to show her how sorry I was with dropping the ball with Lila before.”
“I should do the same for Adrien. But he would probably decline, so I will make him a song list to express it.”
“Yes, very good.” Markov praised. “Though we are getting ahead of ourselves. This is a day away.”
“True, but we can’t help but be excited.” Alya admitted.
“I will be double checking the code with Markov, in the mean time, you two should get ready for tomorrow.” Max assured.
“Thanks again for all your help on this.”
“No problem, I don’t want anymore of my friends and classmates getting tricked like this.”
Alya and nino made their way out of Max’s place and back to the street.
“Its crazy how much dirt we managed to uncover. Lila really went to crazy lengths to make it so we wouldn’t find out the truth.”
“Lets not give her that much credit, if she was better at hiding it, we wouldn’t have found anything incriminating against her.”
“Yea, but if it wasn’t for that recording, would we have even looked?”
Alya paused.
Nino had a good point. Lila was still a master manipulator. She could probably find someway to make this look like a slam piece with not substance. Even if it is heavily sourced.
“Maybe we should do some digging around our School, I think we might find something to add to this karma sandwich that we are gonna make Lila eat.”
“Sounds good to me.”
Alya smiled as she and her Dj boyfriend began making their way to the school grounds.
‘I hope Marinette is having a good time on her date. I just hope that Marinette is killing it with Adrien.
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Do not follow relationship advice from movies 99 times out of a hundred it is not accurate. It’s just being a creep.
nerd men are the worst breed of men because theyre just as shitty as other kinds of men except they think theyre oppressed for knowig sonic the hedgehog facts
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((part 1)) after a while:

nah, he is almost fine but he would never use puns for making compliments ever again and the author of this comic would never use any kind of puns for any kind of situation ever again
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