and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally
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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]
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i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
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hi love you guys do me a favor. big big big BIG breath in right now all the way all the way breathe in feel your belly expanding hold hold hold.. hold.. now everything out like ur a deflating balloon. whoosh. whooooooooosh. imagine water streaming from the top of your head down your shoulders off the ends of your fingertips and toes. u are a reed in a river a beam of pure light a steady anvil solid and heavy. ok that was all thank u
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what do you mean you didn’t name yourself? somebody else just GAVE you that name?
cis people are so fucking weird
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if you crack an egg and a duck comes out, you don't get to be disappointed because you imagined it would be a chicken.
it's not the duckling's fault you mis-sorted it with the chicken eggs
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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.
he looks so confident
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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