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My heart is absolutely crushed thank you
Fundy needs a dad.Ā
Fundy had a dad, Wilbur Soot, his biological father. Wilbur treated Fundy like a child, babying him and rarely valuing his opinion. Casting him aside, neglecting him in favor of Tommy and Tubbo. What did they have that Fundy didnāt? Why didnāt Wilbur want to take care of Fundy?Ā
Fundy needs a dad.Ā
Fundy had a dad, Jschlatt, the President of Manberg. Although it was never official, Fundy wanted approval from Schlatt. Despite being a spy, Fundy had started to warm to Schlatt when he praised Fundy for good work. Fundy even discounted Wilbur as his father for Schlatt. But it was all in vain, as in his final momentās Schlatt told Fundy what he really felt. āIām something youāll never be, Fundy. Iām a man!ā. Fundy was pushed aside, once again.Ā
Fundy needs a dad.Ā
Fundy had a dad, Wilbur was still around. Fearing for his life, Fundy returned to his true father, only to find a paranoid hollow shell of the man he once was. Wilbur didnāt care about anyone anymore. Not even his own son. He thought Fundy was a traitor, and Fundy was alone again.Ā
Fundy needs a dad.Ā
Fundy had a ghost of a father, haunting his every move, trying to make up for what happened. āHello my sonā the ghost would say, smiling brightly. How could a ghost look so happy when all he brought to Fundy was sadness. This ghost was nothing more than an echo, trying to atone for past mistakes. Fundy was alone again.Ā
Fundy needs a dad.Ā
Fundy was at his lowest now, abandoned by everyone he once looked up to, with nothing more than a shell of his father to keep him company. When someone new arrived.Ā
Ex-King Eret. He came with a proposal and a sheet of paper.Ā
āFundy.ā He said, a genuine smile on his face. āWould you like to be adopted?āĀ
Eret was kind. He didnāt manipulate Fundy, he didnāt cast him aside. He made him the Prince and let him live in the Castle.Ā
Fundy has a dad.Ā
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I wanna say I will but itās been over a month now since I posted chapter 1 of my other fic, and I really need to do something about that at some point... maybe Iāll write this to keep procrastinating on it. Maybe Iāll procrastinate on both. That seems likely.
Is there a dream smp au where tommy and tubbo run away during the final war only to find georgeās hobbit home in the woods and they hide out with him and explain whatās happening? cause someone should really write that please
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I live in Australia. I canāt get up at like 5 every morning to watch the streams. I have sleep to sleep and work to do. Now thereās an Australian in it, but the thing is... that Australian is not Tommy, Tubbo or Wilbur, so what is the point?? ;-;
ok living in like basically opposite timezones to most mcyters sucks in terms of catching streams live but the one good thing about it is that everytime i log into tumblr for the morning i get to see a whole days worth of mcytblr screaming about whatever new addition or change to the dream smps family trees been made
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a concept: ghostbur didnt actually go to hell when he died. instead, as a cruel punishment, he gets sent back in time as a spectator all the way back to the creation of og l'manberg. he has to re experience his neglect to fundy, erets betrayal, the election, his own banishment, the red festival, his decent into madness, and finally the bombing of l'manberg. THATS why ghostbur calls it hell. because it basically was.
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My two fav fandoms colliding yes
Which Dave am I describing?
A monotoned gamer with a penchant for red capes and infodumping, OPād in the element that heās in, with social anxiety drenched with dry humor who makes shitty ms paint art as a crucial part of his content makes a cultural impact online with various squads of friends in an openworld game
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Tubbo and Tommy compliment each other so well because Tommy is a wholesome child who is wrapped in layers of chaotic gremlin and Tubbo is really a chaotic gremlin wrapped in layers of wholesome child.
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Oh you motherfucker donāt hurt me like this
Ghostbur doesn't remember writing "Things I Remember". We know this because of his surprised reaction to finding it in the barrel, and immediately reading it to try and figure out what it is. He then reads it and says "I don't know what half of those things are." (this happens during Tommy's stream "Payback" around 1:10:30)
It can't have been that long ago that Ghostbur wrote the book, yet not only does he not remember writing it, he also has forgotten half of what's in it already. Ghostbur isn't just losing specifc memories from when he was alive - his memory is actively deteriorating, and rapidly.
How long until Ghostbur forgets what it was like to be alive entirely? How long until things he did as soon as the day before are out of his grasp? How long until he can no longer recall the names of places, of people?
How long until he forgets his family?
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Also MUMZA oh my god I love that
SBI Being A Chaotic Bloody Family: A Compilation
Tommy: *hits Techno*
Techno: *hits Tommy*
Tommy: No, thats not fair, youāre stronger than me :(
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Wilbur: Phil do I look cute?
Phil: Yeah, of course. Always, my son
Wilbur: Yay! :D
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Wilbur: *watching Tommy sing The Internet Has Ruined Me* Aww...it really is like watching my little brother
Tommy: *singing* -if you canāt handle my mental baggage... I actually, I actually donāt know what that means...
Wilbur: *spits his water across the room*
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Wilbur: At least we got invited to MCC this week, Techno. I guess weāre just better than you at Minecraft
Phil: Aw, Will, you didnāt have to do that to him...
Phil: I love you, Techno. I apologise on Wilburās behalf. I love you.
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BBH: Techno actually looks taller than you, Tommy
Tommy & Techno: *look at each other*
Techno: Yep
Tommy: No
Techno: Definitely
Tommy: Youāre on hallucinogenics again
Techno: Iām absolutely a pixel taller than you, Tommy
Tommy: No youāre not! Youāre not!!
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Wilbur: I like to eat sand.
Phil: You had a strange childhood, Wilbur
Wilbur: This wasnāt in my childhood, Phil.
Phil: *sighs*
Phil: Will, when I come to visit you later this year weāre gonna have talks, son.
Wilbur: Why?
Phil: Stop eating sand, son
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Phil: *is in first place for MCC*
Wilbur: Philza!! Philza Minecraft!!! Dadza, Dadza, Dadza, look!! Iām so proud of you, Phil! Phil! Iām so proud of you!
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Tommy: Technoblade, do the beatboxing for me
Techno: No, Iāve ābaahāed too much
Tommy: No, you gotta ābaahā! Iām not rapping if you donāt ābaahā!
Techno: *long suffering sigh*
Techno: *starts beatboxing*
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Tommy: How do I get a wife?
Kristen: I donāt know...I donāt know how kids your age meet people
Phil: *from across the room* Minecraft?
Tommy: No.
Phil: Tiktok?
Kristen: No
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Wilbur: TOMMY SHUT UP
Scott: ā¦whatās happening?
Wilbur: SCOTT, TOMMYāS TELLING SHUBBLE I HAVE A CRUSH ON HER
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āOh free childā ahaha I love that š„ŗ
Philza said that they found tubbo on the side of the road ( ̄ā½ļæ£)






They literally picked a child from the street wth (ćļ¾Š“ļ¾)
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So you want to get your friend obsessed with the Dream SMP?
I have madeĀ The Dream SMP Powerpoint, a collection of clips, VODS, animatics, and helpfully organized information to concisely explain the story of the first season of the ream SMP. Iām going to continue editing it, but it currently covers the Lāmanburg revolution to the final battle.Ā
If you have suggestions for how to improve it, send me an ask!Ā Ā
Update: just got a friend to go through this with me, and she is now in love with Wilbur Soot. It works!Ā
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Heās so innocent sometimes and I love it. Good boy.


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Oh yeah btw Iām obsessed with these people now
A wild Tubbo has appeared! (left to right)
context: philza minecraft said something about finding tubbo from the side of a roaD
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Iāll get to it eventually.
yall havenāt written the next chapter of ur fanfic and it really shows
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This is so wholesome
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In case anyone wants some perspective on how utterly random triggers can be. I havenāt lived in a house with a garage door in four-ish years. Right now at this moment, I honestly canāt recall what they sound like, except something metallic moving and rather clanky.
There was one on tv. I wasnāt even paying attention to it, I had my headphones on and was actively trying to tune the show out. My ears picked up on the sound of the garage door, and a jolt of adrenaline shot through my body as I grabbed my laptop and moved to get out of my seat and run to my room.
I realized what happened after about two seconds.
The sound is gone from my ears, but my heart is still racing and Iām waiting for the door to the house to open, to hear the jingling of my motherās keys and her footsteps moving through the house. My muscles are still tense and Iām fighting the urge to run to my room and stick a board in front of the door.
For years, the sound of a garage door was my warning to pack up what I was doing quickly and retreat to my room if I was out of it.
I canāt remember the sound of the garage door right now, but I canāt tell my brain to stop trying to react to it.
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An alien abduction #EthicalMemes
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