soupacool
soupacool
Homer Simpson is not a god. He can bleed.
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soupacool · 47 minutes ago
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
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soupacool · 9 hours ago
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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
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soupacool · 9 hours ago
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soupacool · 9 hours ago
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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soupacool · 1 day ago
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this pride month i want everyone to consider the benefits of abolishing the sex binary
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soupacool · 1 day ago
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500-pound stained glass crab sculpture by the late Jackie Leatherbury Douglass and her husband John Frederick Douglass, on display in Baltimore's airport
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soupacool · 1 day ago
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would anyone be willing to invest in my new idea? Football themed bar & grill in Green Bay Wisconsin 😀
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soupacool · 2 days ago
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"READ MY DNI" no. use your block button like an adult. i'm not scrolling through the many-paragraphs-long pinned posts of every blog i reblog something from. if you insist certain types of people aren't welcome in the notes of your posts then it's your responsibility to curate that. or choose a closed social media platform like facebook or instagram. or go and live in a barn away from humanity if you really don't like sharing the world with people who are different from you
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soupacool · 2 days ago
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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.
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soupacool · 2 days ago
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pet peeve of mine whenever I talk about being bisexual online and people want to make it about them
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soupacool · 2 days ago
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the thrift store knows when you are not approaching it with the right spirit and will close you off from the cosmos
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soupacool · 3 days ago
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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better
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soupacool · 3 days ago
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I am needlessly riled by all the posts and humans' inherent goodness.
Humans are *neutral*, man. That's why improving society really needs to look like making doing the right thing the path of least resistance.
A majority of people sit right around the tall bit of some sort of bell curve with "does selfish shit that could hurt others by default, is generous under the right circumstance" is one side of the peak and "is generous by default, will do selfish shit that could hurt others under the right circumstances" on the other.
You can observe it any day by observing people under stress (eg: bad traffic, busy supermarket, an unexpectedly un/pleasant interaction with a stranger who is very different to you) - and in yourself in circumstances you find particularly stressful.
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soupacool · 3 days ago
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its important to have games on your wishlist that keep going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it
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soupacool · 4 days ago
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"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.
Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.
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soupacool · 4 days ago
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I was a woman with stubble and a receding hairline, alternating back and forth between different terrible haircuts before I got laser and bangs and became the woman you see before you today. And when I talk to some of these girls now who get hrt and laser IMMEDIATELY after coming out, it's got me having mixed feelings. On the one hand, I'm happy for them, it's really a testament to how much we've fought to get access to medical transition. on the other hand, they all ask me where I get my confidence from and literally it's because I used to look like a crossdressing faggot before I looked like a woman, and people still gendered me correctly about 50% of the time back then and it made me realize that nobody fucking notices little bumps in your clothes or the spot you missed shaving. An actress who forgets a line can still deliver a memorable performance.
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soupacool · 4 days ago
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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14
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