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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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You CANNOT separate art from the artist when the artist is still alive and producing new media to profit off.

So on that note, do NOT watch the new Harry Potter series. Do not hate watch it. Do not watch it because “it’s going to be my childhood remade”. I do not care. Do not watch it. This is a direct move to erase the original trio who have all stood against jkr.

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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO

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I ain't a wimp when I get writers block I STRESS ABOUT IT FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT, and not to ChatGPT like a coward. I face writers block like a man, laying in bed hours crying.

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i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

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Human phil being mistaken as a demigod because of the sheer wild shit he gets up to

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Something warm, something familiar.

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Im also also thinking about tommy being like the “the only one who gets to terrorize my family is ME” sort of gremlin bastard child he is

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it’s completely acceptable to stay alive for tiny reasons. because you want to hear your favorite song one more time. because your dog will miss you if you leave. because the moon is just too pretty to never see again. because you haven’t seen the next season of a really good tv show. because you want to see the christmas lights this year. if you’re alive, you’re doing enough. if you’re surviving, i’m proud of you.

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They’re besties, your honour.

(Co-emperors of the Antarctic Empire emerald duo my beloved)

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what if. hear me out here. subscribe to technoblade

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A witch puts a spell on a girl, a sleeping spell that promises the girl shall wake through true love’s kiss. Men come and kiss her. She slumbers. Women come and press their lips to hers, but still she sleeps. Many years past, and the girl remains still. One bright morning,  a lost little boy finds her resting spot and clears the dust and grime from her face. He offers her a kiss on her forehead, and her eyes flutter open. She never feels romantic love for a man nor a woman, and she cares for the boy until the day she dies.

A young woman is imprisoned in a castle by a monstrously formed prince. The servants of the castle hope for them to fall in love, and when the spell is broken they assume their prayers have been answered. They are all surprised, but nonetheless pleased, when it is revealed to them that the young woman and prince are the truest of friends, and nothing more.

They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen, a woman who is incapable of loving. She is unmarried, she has no consorts, and she wishes for no partner. She is the wretched queen, the heartless queen. She must hate her daughter, for her daughter is beautiful, and women are incapable of liking another woman who’s prettier than themselves. It must be for this reason that the princess was sent away, not for how she was attacked by a man in the woods. They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen because she cannot love. The queen loves her daughter, and that is enough for them both.

There lives a prince who is forced to choose a bride at the ball. He meets many beautiful women, but find none which he loves. He spies one in a gorgeous gown and wonder in her eyes, and he dances with her all night long. The kingdom is sure he has found his bride. When the clock strikes midnight he tells her how he will never love a woman, or a man, in the way he is expected to. The beautiful woman smiles and tells him she expects nothing from him. The next morning the prince and the beautiful woman are missing, having run off together to see the world. They leave their shoes behind in their haste.

Many kinds of love exist. It doesn’t all have to be romantic.

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Hero au where Tommy works with the heroes as a healer, golden threads he can emit from his hands that can be used to stitch and correct any injuries or wounds, they glow a gold color that fills people to the brim with life, easing their fatigue and pain.

Tommy is given a saintly image when presenting himself to the public, if only to boost the hero towers reputation.

Donning white apparel to further his image

One the other hand, when he isn't at the hero towers, he acts as a vigilante, using his threads to manipulate and control people, if using enough energy, he can render them completely depleted of their life force, making him a very dangerous threat, while also gaining a reputation with the public as he isn't afraid to kill on order to save others, unlike the heroes.

The heros are always sent out to capture him, always barley managing to make it back alive because his threads are to quick, and before they know it, they're slowly dying with no way of escape.

That's when SBI is sent out for him, along the way, the three heroes find themselves rather endeared to the vigilante, similarly, Tommy finds himself longing for the three when he's a hero, which, to others, wouldn't make sense, because as a hero, Tommy has had no reason to associate with the three.

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they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

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being a boring uncool insane mutual is a hard job but someone's got to do it

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