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TASKMASTER + text posts (part 4)

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Oh, I could throw you in the lake Or feed you poisoned birthday cake I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone

I Can't Decide, a Taskmaster vid

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oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole

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Undertale characters would not stay quite in this situation, and neither should you

Close ups under the cut

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since chinese new year is next month (Feb 10th) I figured I’d do a poll like this— it also indicates a tumblr age demographic so that’s always interesting

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OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

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what year is it

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can we do this ^ again please. what the fuck happened? who was this hurting? why did we stop?

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i had 30 free minutes is my life finally

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uh guys

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i can't casually listen to music. unfortunately everything i like makes me want to drop to my knees.

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remember in School of Rock where the black girl was afraid to say she wanted to be a singer because she was fat and didn’t want to get laughed at but Dewey was all “who gives a shit, I’m fat too and so is aretha franklin but we’re still valuable and we rock” and then the girl felt better without having to be told that beauty comes in all sizes or some other bullshit. thats the kind of body positivity I’m looking for. tell these babies that they’re worth a damn without tying it to any other arbitrary ideals

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"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okayy?? i'm a peanut bar?? and i'm here to say your checks will arrive on another day??

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Whenever I see them in these suits I pretend they're wearing them to marry eachother