23 (it/she) 🏳️⚧️my puppygirl maidknight soupy.fishmy evil alt
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REMEMBER:
if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help
if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you
if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout
if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist
if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you
if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct
and most importantly:
every online conversation is a competition and you must win
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dj run that track again before I take my own life
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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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can you just rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 2 im very busy today
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is that the secret of the mimic in your pants or are you just happy to see me
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