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Nothing will be funnier to me then Antonio the beatboxer expertly beatboxing while Ally stands there and then eventually after an extended intro drops “cat and the hat” then tries to flee when confronted

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Average Game Changer episode

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lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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Daniel Sloss- “Jigsaw”

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I thought the visuals to the conclave movie were so striking but then you see the real thing and it all makes sense

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

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grant us a Pope who doubts 🕊

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Legolas saying ‘this city needs more trees’ is actually so valid. Not only from an environmental and social well-being point of view, but Gondor has one very important tree with very few fellows and therefore restricted access to nutrients, so the extended mycorrhizal network more trees would provide actively enhances the welfare of the white tree and symbolically the spirit of the nation. In this essay I will

Edit: I wrote the essay

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Spread the word.

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so wuthering heights by emily bronte means nothing to you?

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Goddddd I hate this crap. It looks so normal but if you look at it for more than 5 seconds it’s such a clear cut example of the subtle nudge towards tradwife “return to tradition” ass crap

Like

Why the 1940’s? Was that a more romantic and pure time somehow? Soldiers exist TODAY, so why that period? Was there something about that time that made relationships between men and women better somehow?

And why the obviously retro fashion? The finger waves, the red lipstick, the white lacy dress- What makes THIS SPECIFIC image so special? The time period? The relative modesty? The feminine appeal?

“to remind him what he’s fighting for”. You mean like a reward, an object, or a trophy? Á WHAT, the white picket fence and 1.5 kids, instead of a WHO? A dream of a perpetuated social ideal, a symbol?

Like GOD, it’s all so subtle that it’s soooo easy to believe that calling it out is an overreaction but all together it’s such a “women are better when they’re conservative objects / men should desire traditional femininity / the past was a purer time / reject modernity embrace tradition” message

Like literally tradfem tradwife dogwhistles everywhere it’s ridiculous

Like BRUH I hate to break it to you but pop-pop was giving his best friend a handy behind the barn in 1935 and gam-gam was mailing him nudes, people have ALWAYS been people and roleplaying a farmsteading settler family and having bad missionary sex with your submissive tradwife girlfriend isn’t going to make high quality furry porn and taxes and high fructose corn syrup and whatever else you think is wrong with moderns society stop existing, FUCK

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the colors of the sunrise

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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

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people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right