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kitties in watercolours from January, which I wasn't able to properly scan until now :')
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I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly
Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"
Silence.
Longer silence.
And I knew in my heart what was happening.
So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."
Another much shorter silence.
Then:
"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"
And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.
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noooooooo Aziraphale don't turn around you won't survive the cunt this diva is serving
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I Spent couple days animating this gif, but i couldn’t resist, they’re so cute together. It’s not finished yet, but i hope you like it anyway :D
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leyendecker study featuring gardening and a hint of domesticity. original under the cut
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👋🏼 That Good 🥰
Sometimes an angel just has to take advantage of his spouse's gentle claws, am I right
(this is December's Patreon sticker! Join the Galaxy Voyager tier if you'd like one!)
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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3
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No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.
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Anne Michaels, from "Infinite Gradation," originally published in October 2017
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