Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
“I was so unused to my own skin that to take off all my clothes involved a kind of flaying.”
— Angela Carter, The Tiger’s Bride
503 notes
·
View notes
Text
my 5 year plan is a beautiful middle-aged woman takes advantage of me
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

5K notes
·
View notes
Text
I bring a “there’s no meaningful difference between men and women that doesn’t exclude someone” to the function that gender essentialists hate
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*
me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO
85K notes
·
View notes
Text
"i asked chat gpt-"
well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.
27K notes
·
View notes
Text
i think any time a politician so much as suggests creating a national public registry of a minority group they should lose their job immediately, and then be shot
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
everything is temporary and transient, which is good or hell on earth, depending .
821 notes
·
View notes
Text
always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote
48K notes
·
View notes