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Rule

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I like in the US when they're in a place that's not popular or close to anything so the say it's in "buttfuck nowhere". I like that expression because it implies anal sex is involved somehow.

I will figure out how.

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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

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First time trying wet food. They sent one to see if it was safe while the rest formed a council.

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Would you perhaps draw. A salmon with legs

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Was this recorded in a mug

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MYEAAAAH

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weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

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customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤

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i lowkey hate this meme, Miku does not apsire to be blonde white disney popstar #11,435. shut the fuck off kid

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"I'm always saying this" --me when I've never been saying this

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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hey guys i think my tarot is trying to tell me soemthing

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sometimes i go on harbor freight dot com just to jack off to shit like this

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It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

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new chips flavor just got invented called radioactive nuclear isotope