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Shoutout to this wall in the digital circus

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Piloting the robot with mama

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Trans women will never be free until people stop having strong emotions about penises. Like we, as a society, have got to stop caring about dicks! Dicks have to stop symbolizing maleness, obviously, but they also have to stop symbolizing power, dominance, sexual agency and aggression, violence, and even sex itself. Like trans women can’t be free if the very conceptual presence of a penis represents an intrusion(!) of unwanted(!) sexuality(!) in public life. Like that’s why trans women are abhorrent to both male chauvinists and radical feminists, because both groups have extremely strong feelings about what a penis *represents*, and find the conceptual and actual presence of a woman with a penis to be simultaneously vile and nonsensical because they’ve loaded so much symbolic baggage onto both women and penises.

Anyway dicks are totally neutral body parts and seeing a dick, or a bulge in a swimsuit, or simply knowing that there’s a dick somewhere in the same bathroom as you isn’t harmful or violent

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he is so tall

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Even when I try to write about fascism I write about plants

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Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN BY THIS

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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imagine making a missing poster for your lost child but in the missing poster you had to include the fact that they fucking eat dirt

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i've just had a terrible idea

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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

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strobmery

wake up. drink the Elixir of Madeline. stay awake for approximately 36.2 hours. crash like a blimp