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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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Asking the real questions

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@fuckersupreme

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What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

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I Sent Goodnight Kisses to 19 Different Blogs Associated with the Writeblr Community. Their Responses Will Amaze You!

A Highly Scientific Study

A little while back, I gave goodnight kisses to 19 blogs that had recently created posts under the #writeblr tag. I was not on drugs. The results follow, I found them very insightful in regards to the nature of the users of this community.

1. The Mild Surprise

2. The Meme-y Yet Genuine Response

3. The One That Made Me Feel Bad Because I Made Someone Feel Like They Were Thrust Into A Difficult And Awkward Situation. That Must Have Been Really Scary, And I Very Much Appreciate That They Stayed Calm

4. The Hater Of The Disabled, Oh My Goodness What An Ignorant Scumbag How Can People Like This Exist

5. The Marathon

What do you think? Huh?

6. The Best One

7. The Thankful One

8. I Can’t Help But Read It In The Voice Of David Attenborough And That Makes Me Happy

9. The Questioner

10. The Rhymer

11. The Minor

STEP 1: ACCUSE THEM OF PEDOPHILIA

STEP 2: ARGUE SEMANTICS

STEP 3: MAKE AN ACTUALLY FAIRLY BASIC AND UNDERSTANDABLE ARGUMENT THAT I REALLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT BEFORE DOING THIS BUT I DIDN’T BECAUSE I’M A STOOPIDHEAD

BONUS: This one, that’s probably connected to #11 up there.

no response.

NOT PICTURED: THE 8 PEOPLE THAT DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY WHICH IS RATHER UNDERSTANDABLE BUT STILL KINDA RUDE

Draw from these results as you will.

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Hi. I made a YouTube video. Idk wtf I’m doing

https://youtu.be/NAh-QK6cQrA

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shading colour tips

hey yall its me the Art Mom™ to help you shade pretty

rule 1: DO NOT SHADE WITH BLACK. EVER. IT NEVER LOOKS GOOD. 

red- shade with a slightly darker shade of purple

orange- slightly darker and more saturated shade of red

yellow- i think like..a peach could work but make it a really light peach

green- shade with darker and less saturated shade of blue or teal

blue- shade with purple

purple- a shade thats darker than the purple you’re using and maybe a little pink (MAYBE blue)

pink- darker shade of red

white- a really light lavender or blue..or i guess any really light colour??

black- okay listen dont use pure black to colour anything unless you want to leave it with flat colours because you cant really shade black lol

grey- a slightly darker shade of purple or blue (less saturated)

brown- slightly darker and less saturated shade of purple or red

aaaaand thats all i got lol. let me know if there is anything i should add to this list!!

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Butters is so innocent

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I doodle. South Park stuff I’m not sure what I’m doing

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I love this so much omg.

The South Park kids and their reactions to being told “I love you”

Based on the post by @icyblackabsol555 , which can be found here

Bonus:

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TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

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Here’s my new kid. It’s really bad sketches and such but I’m trying my best. 😰

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Sketches. I want friends who are in the South Park fandom :( Have some Kenny Kyle New kid (Nichole)

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How to enrage Kenny Mccormick lessons

1 Don’t make Nascar look stupid.

2 Don’t interrupt him when he is having a good time.

3 Don’t mess with his sister.

4 Don’t call his curse cool.

All you need to know to infuriate this usually quit and chill boy.