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So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:

“I’m just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then it’s date night.”

And the lady says “Oh! How old is he?”

“He’s three.”

“Mine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten it’s such a hassle-”

And that’s when I realized I said “boy” and not “dog” because I always think of Charlie as “good boy” but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.

The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I can’t just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then she’ll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.

So the rest of the haircut became a game of “how much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?” And the answer is “enough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if I’m specific enough”

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“The rage in Germany is skirts on fellas (don’t knock it, girls, the Romans wore ‘em and looked quite groovy)”

From 16, November 1967

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there's three disney princes and it's li shang, naveen, and flynn rider that's it that's all of them you can throw the rest away

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Rudy Pankow as JJ Maybank in OUTER BANKS (2020-)

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“out of the entire cast, i think i’ve grown closest to jd.” - rudy pankow rudy pankow and jonathan daviss shamelessly bromancing for the entire duration of the interview, keeping us fed, hydrated and warm. 

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I’m obsessed with this show and so excited for season 2

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jj maybank + text post meme

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jj maybank + rings

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JJ Maybank + outfit essentials

bonus:

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suspenders and the necklace are both two of my new favorite things

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Rudy + dogs

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who said he could do that??

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