elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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i think about elvira and her butch everyday
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lord forgive me
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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<
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Babies drop their pacifier and look at you like “ah lads” as if remembering what they had to do to survive the Battle of Culloden
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Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—
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Kinda nonhuman because mental illness, kinda nonhuman because not being properly socialized as a kid, kinda nonhuman because queer, kinda nonhuman because angry at humanity, kinda nonhuman because longing for the unconditional love of a pet and it’s master, and kinda nonhuman because secret sixth thing.
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absolutely incredible shit going on in circles of the internet I don’t even know about
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the ghoul
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A merry Fat Fuck Friday to all who celebrate.
Now call me a whore if you must, but if my vicar had tits like that, I would not be making it to heaven 😔
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butch lesbians and trans men when they see the most badly designed early 2000s jesse pinkman graphic tees made for 12 year old boys and limp bizkit fans paired with knee length cargo shorts
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late to the party but i wanted to do that meme
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my beautiful girlfriend having a sick and twisted reality check
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my stupid delicate princess fingers can’t wear rings for more than three days in a row before the skin starts splitting
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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way
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