soyboycorvid

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I'm not even gonna explain myself this time

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separate post for cyan and white because they mean everything to me

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archive and protocol

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is this anything

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bonus:

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Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

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me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

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It's weird how as a kid you look at adults as impossibly old, not even the same species. And then one day you're 25 and you look at the people in the room with you who are all also 25. And you speak with them with basically the same casual tone you used with your teenage friends in school. Because they look young to you now. At some point, adults started looking pretty normal. And you look at children, and you're like.... this is just a tall baby. What happened

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monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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im reaching my fucking limmies bro. im almost at my limmies

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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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the rat from ratatouille is NOT special i could control a twink by pulling his curly hair too