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i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real

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im in love with these silly knitted dogs

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

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She is not charmed by this television show

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Lady Guinevere stuns in new pic

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Diva what are you even doing

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They are munching and dare i say they are crunching

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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Her big steppers

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There is almost no evidence on this blog of how passionately invested I am in the Final Destination franchise. It makes me crazy. I can’t explain how much watching these movies make me want to make tier lists of the best set pieces and detailed explainers of the construction of the deaths. I would die for you, William Bloodsworth. But preferably not a death consistent with the tone of your canon.

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tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel

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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

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tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me

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Cupcake demolished

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I love that people just screenshot tiktoks. Fuck videos

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