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I love Brennan's commitment to reminding you that he was hideously bullied for being a fucking weird nerd, ESPECIALLY when you're watching content about how outrageously successful and beloved he is now for being a fucking weird nerd.

Dita Von Teese was so right, you really can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches. And depending on the social dynamics of your school, there may be a few high-status people who hate peaches who can bring enough people on board to make your life a living hell.

Brennan was bullied so badly that he had to be pulled out of school and homeschooled. Those kids hated his ass! And look at him now. What more proof do you need that being surrounded by people who want to kill you during your school years doesn't say fucking anything about how loveable you are or what your life will be like as an adult.

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He Was Here the Whole Time?! This Medieval Meme Changes Everything Read More

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#spinoff

so i’m going to need a whole separate season about whatever pappy and goldbeard had going on

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Cursed game show idea:

It's a competition between barbers/stylists in 3 rounds.

The first round is doing a signature cut, they have their choice of models with different length and types of hair to do something that exemplifies their style.

The second round is doing a specific but challenging cut on a pre-selected model, with all the models being fairly similar in appearance and hair type. There's a strict time limit.

Then the third round, they have 3 bald models come in. They allow confusion to settle in as Sam Reich appears and explains that round three is about a different kind of hair. The models remove their shirts to reveal THICK body hair. The barbers are to make a design of their choice on their model's back.

At this announcement, the doors audibly lock. The only way out is through.

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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

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Game Changer S07E05

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New fear of the deep unlocked. My friend caught a needlefish and my Wikipedia binge revealed these little fuckers have it out for us. Let's just pray they team up with the orcas and go after yacht owners.

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i must not take it personal. taking it personal is the mind killer. taking it personal is the little death that brings total oblivion. i will face taking it personal. i will permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. when the taking it personal has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

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the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

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My dog is scared of pooping and gets REALLY dramatic about it. We know he needs to poop when he suddenly leans up against one of us. We confirm this by asking him if he has a "poopy butt". If he wags his tail a little, he's gotta go. He will try to avoid touching grass because if he really has to go it just kind of happens...

This evening he did the lean but didn't do all his business when let out. So when I let him out before bed, he just looks at the door from the patio. I asked him if he indeed, had a poopy butt. His tail gave the slightest quiver as he sprinted for the edge of the patio. At least he made it off the brick in time.

Join me next week for more stories about how my dog is kind of weird

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Hey!

Ahoy!

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i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

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WHO'S BRIAN AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH MURPH??