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its good to know most of yall ninja go fans are horny on main

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Jay: It’s Tuesday, I still have plenty of time

Zane: Actually, it’s Thursday

Jay: *panic mode*

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we stan

Two broooos chillin in a hot tuuub five feet apart cause they’re not gay

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Jay: The only illegal substance in this room is my love for you

Jay: There is cocaine in the next room, though

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oh heck, i just realized something. if harumi was roughly 10 years old in season 2 and is a teenager now (more like WAS. haha she’s dead) that means that brad and lloyd’s friends from school are teenagers too. i want to see my teenager children

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Who the ninja main in Smash Bros Ultimate

Kai: Ken

“He’s buff, red and beautiful. Just like me”

Cole: Isabelle

“She’s adorable and I will crush you with her”

Jay: Ness

“I will exclusively use PK Fire and there’s nothing you can do about it”

Zane: Samus

“I relate to her because- What do you mean Samus isn’t a robot?”

Lloyd: Dark Pit and Dark Samus

“I’m not an edge lord. Shut up”

Nya: Pikachu

“They’re making me play with them and I recognize Pikachu”

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Nya: How’s Cole?

Jay: I told him he couldn’t have ice cream because he’s sick and he told me I’m not his best friend anymore. So we came to a compromise

Nya: Which was?

Jay: I gave him two bowls of ice cream and now I’m his bestest friend in the world

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Kai: I finally got my resting heart rate down to 65 beats

Jay: Awesome!

Kai: Only 65 more to go

Jay: No-

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Jay: When have I ever done anything stupid?

Nya: Cole and I keep a list, it’s double sided

Jay:

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characters that deserve MUCH more love (in no order)

tlnm nya

flintlocke

scales jr

young garmadon

feel free to add more!

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i posted this to instagram and no one held back

Imagine there is a ninja for each element on the periodic table

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Jay: *sees stars and points at theme*

Jay: Yes

Cole: What?

Jay: *more forceful* Y E S

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Jay: Dang. You played me like a fiddle

Nya: Actually, fiddles are very hard to play

Nya: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are

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idk whether i believe this or not, but it seems realistic enough and i’d love to see vampires in ninjago!

Here’s the deal

So here’s the deal, I’m a5troturf. I have a source that helps with developing with many shows on Cartoon Network. They have given me info on Ninjago Season 10 and I’m here to share it with you

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Kai: What time is?

Jay: Dunno, pass me that trombone and we’ll find out

Jay: *plays trumpet extremly loud*

Wu: wHO’S PLAying trumpeT at 2 AM¿

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movie! garmadon pronounces llama like luh-lama and that’s the tea