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Bugs when you lift up a rock

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lil itty bitty one shot w whoever

its shit and not proofread at all

taglist: @loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764 @frescoisnotinthemilitary

god youre so perfect, looking all pretty. is it normal to be jealous of a fucking mechanical bull?

what would you look like riding like that??

damn it that is not what you think on a second date.

i mean, cmon, who wouldnt think that way youre so fucking gorgeous, fucking etheral

and now were in my car, im not thinking, but i guess the weeknd playing is a good fucking sign

making out in the back of my car, youre climbing on top of me, im pawing at anything i can, and you take your shirt off, and finally my brain starts working

i slip your pretty pink skirt up, stupid grin lighting up my face as i see a matching set, well at least you can think for the both us. or you just color coordinate like crazy

either way im pushing panties to the side, gentle as ever, playing with that pretty bundle of nerves and with my free hand i manage to unbutton that pretty pink bra. damn you color coordinate like crazy.

"please, fuck more, i want more"

is all i hear, before im shoving my jeans down, and pressing in slowly, hearing a gasp, and your hands come down on my shoulders, and youre entirely too serene, and now im sitting in awe as you fucking ride me, bucking up occasionally to meet your hips, but thats about it, im a bit busy fucking admiring you and how your face twitches when i press on that button of nerves. so i dont stop. thank god.

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"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

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ILL GO EAT BREAKFAST W YOU L

@loverboykirstein

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

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FUCK ICE

fuck ice

FUCK ICE

loging in to say, fuck ice! all my homies hate ice!

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uranus.

you love to be unique. you can't stand be a part of the norm. you have to be different. you are very independent, never relying for others, at least not for long. you love change; it's hard for you to stick with one thing. you're rebellious, eccentric, unpredictable, and inventive.

->used to be my favorite planet

-> was always really cool

->sky titan<3

ty @loverboykirstein

no pressure tags

@frescoisnotinthemilitary @halloweenbitch2764

what planet are you truly from?

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OKAYOKAY OKAY

today i saw the most stupidest take, (imo)

"oh boys cant be friends anymore?"

no🖤

nah but fr

i understand the complexities of the characters, but also hehe let em smooch

so yes, men can be friends

but, i swear to the mother of everything green

if i see another sad satosugu edit or itafushi edit (usually to sailor song by the lovely gigi perez)

and all i see is

"boys cant be friends now🥀"

"oh so evb gay now"

"he has a wife actually!"

"oh! so someone didn't understand the plot"

actually, YOU didn't understand the plot

the way these boys will find each other in every universe, timeline and point, their SOULS are bonded together

and ur over here ON TUMBLR of all places in fic writers comments dick riding some homophobia bs😒

so not on my watch can two men js be friends🖤

also, super sorry for not posting

req: always open🫶 and welcomed

taglist:

@loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764 @frescoisnotinthemilitary

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ur friend is a horny freak bitch

thats nice idk you tho, so uhhh okay

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okay so this is me giving yall an extra cause i wanted to give yall something

your face is so red from saying that, and mine is red from hearing it, i stare for a bit, and seb pulls another block, he pulls it to his face and reads it.

"the person closest to the reader has to take 2 things off, and not socks."

thats you. shit.

you take your overalls and your shirt off, why the hell is your bra pink and lacy? oh fuck. right.

my face heats up a bit, but i pull a block, it says "take your shirt off" and i do, and seb stands up, pissed off. he grabs you by your wrist and me by mine and shoves me on the bed, picking you up slightly more gracefully, i stare in confusion, and seb talks. "shut up, make yourself useful. take em off" as he pulls at my jeans, i do, tossing my jeans to the side, cause he's kind of scary. its, sort of turning me on, which we'll get into later. you stare between me and seb, eyes big, kinda like a bug but in a cute way, and you kiss seb, then me, and im a little too enamored with the fact you're kissing me to realize that you're whining into my mouth. seb doesn't wait, does he?

uhhh taglist

@loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764

stupidity

tw: suggestive, LOTS of swearing, not mdni, just be mindful of ur media nd dont get pissy at me, seb sdv and sam sdv, jealousy?

stupid. stupid stupid. the word chants around my mind, why the fuck didn't i stop you from going out with my best friend. fuck. so now, i'm sitting in my bed, staring at your contact, and then i accidentally call you, and now i'm scrambling to hang up, but not before your fucking saccharine voice cuts through the awkward silence. "sam? sammy you okay? me and seb were finishing a level on some stupid game we found, should i come over?" your voice was too damn sweet, fuck. "n-nah, y-you dont have to come over." a laugh, a stupidly sweet laugh, not laughing at me, but just more of a giggle. "sammy, are you jealous? you big baby." yeah, of course i'm fucking jealous. you're probably bent over with that stupid baby pink skirt flipped up, like twice by now. then seb's voice cuts into the line, it's more of a facepalm, you're a moron voice. "get over here, dumbass, mom, maru nd demetrius are out, doin somethin' in zuzu, i didn't care enough to ask." "yeah man, be over in 20." i say, freaking the hell out. i get my converse on, dont tie them, and run over to the mountains, takes me about 15 minutes, and i come in, make my way to seb's basement, and sit on the sofa. "hey princess, hey seb" i say, out of breath. "water? jenga? seb's awful." i nod, sitting in between you and seb, and start stacking, i don't realize there's writing. you pull one out and read it aloud "pick one or more players of your choice to take their shirt off or pull two bricks each" you giggle and look at us both. fuck. "cmon boys, i didn't look at you for no reason top layers off!" your voice doesn't quite sound right saying those words, but, whatever, and i take my blue jacket off, and same for seb with that black hoodie. seb's next, and he reads his brick "pick a player to tell a dirty secret, or two bricks for each player." and his eyebrow raises towards you "fuck uhm, i dunno, i don't really have any other than maybe a threesome with you two." "what was that again?" my question out of teasing, seb's from genuine confusion, he's a bit deaf from how much stupid shit we've done.

cliffhanger cause i got nothing else

taglist: @loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764

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hihi, im not dead.

just really stressed, maybe some kind of fic soon

uhh taglist ig

@loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764

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i lowk still hate this but uhhhh read it pls

tags!!

@loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764 @frescoisnotinthemilitary

WIP i hate it and it sucks

God damnit!

I hate this so much.

Why can't I get her out of my head?

For gods sake I fought her cause she got an A+ while I got an A-.

Rolling around on the floor, throwing punches, looking in her brown eyes, damnit they were like coffee, warm, and kind. Despite being full of anger and then her fist connected with my jaw and it burnt me like coffee would and shocked me back to real life.

I grabbed her up by her shirt, a pretty pink, like the faint pink on her cheeks that she got from tumbling around, and my fist clenched, I stopped and I thought for a second, cause this is so much more than because of a stupid test.

I let go of her shirt, and pat her hair down, and tried to fix it back to that gorgeous way it sat, it's hard to explain but it was so pretty.

I apologized, and walked off, stuttering like a damned moron.

I stare at the floor, walking in almost complete silence except for the clicking of heels occasionally from the professors I saw.

I walked out onto a different section of campus, sat down on a bench and sighed.

Pulling out a cigarette from my pocket and my lighter and took a puff after it was lit.

Blowing some smoke in the opposite of the wind, I stare at the floor and wipe my hand over my face. I can't believe I did that. I need some sleep, or something.

I heard some footsteps, so I looked up, Jane, looking surprisingly calm.

"Hey. I'm really sorry. If I left any marks, especially."

She just smiles and tells me to scoot over, and I do, and she looks over at me cig and scoffs "Those things will kill you, you know that right?" I can't help a small chuckle. "How do you know that?" I put it out, seeing the small look of disgust on her face.

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hi just checkin in on u <3 hope all is well. kitty says hello as well !! mwuah !

HIHI omg i was gonna write a valentines day post about sdv but i got a valentine and forgot! hi kitty cat!

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that little emo bitch needs to come out if his damn room

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IM GONNA EAT MY PHONE THIS IS SO GOOD

@loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764

for the Alex enjoyers 💚💛 this is kinda him playing grid ball in high school

hope y’all like it 🩷🩷

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OHHHH MY GODDD THEYRE SOOO CUTEEEEEEE

@loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764 @frescoisnotinthemilitary

Yes PLEASE! What's their name? :3

these are my two angel babies :D malenia (aka miss girl) and yuji (mr man). a bonded brother and sister i was able to rescue back in june !!!

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i didnt know what else to write im so sorryyyy

stupidity

tw: suggestive, LOTS of swearing, not mdni, just be mindful of ur media nd dont get pissy at me, seb sdv and sam sdv, jealousy?

stupid. stupid stupid. the word chants around my mind, why the fuck didn't i stop you from going out with my best friend. fuck. so now, i'm sitting in my bed, staring at your contact, and then i accidentally call you, and now i'm scrambling to hang up, but not before your fucking saccharine voice cuts through the awkward silence. "sam? sammy you okay? me and seb were finishing a level on some stupid game we found, should i come over?" your voice was too damn sweet, fuck. "n-nah, y-you dont have to come over." a laugh, a stupidly sweet laugh, not laughing at me, but just more of a giggle. "sammy, are you jealous? you big baby." yeah, of course i'm fucking jealous. you're probably bent over with that stupid baby pink skirt flipped up, like twice by now. then seb's voice cuts into the line, it's more of a facepalm, you're a moron voice. "get over here, dumbass, mom, maru nd demetrius are out, doin somethin' in zuzu, i didn't care enough to ask." "yeah man, be over in 20." i say, freaking the hell out. i get my converse on, dont tie them, and run over to the mountains, takes me about 15 minutes, and i come in, make my way to seb's basement, and sit on the sofa. "hey princess, hey seb" i say, out of breath. "water? jenga? seb's awful." i nod, sitting in between you and seb, and start stacking, i don't realize there's writing. you pull one out and read it aloud "pick one or more players of your choice to take their shirt off or pull two bricks each" you giggle and look at us both. fuck. "cmon boys, i didn't look at you for no reason top layers off!" your voice doesn't quite sound right saying those words, but, whatever, and i take my blue jacket off, and same for seb with that black hoodie. seb's next, and he reads his brick "pick a player to tell a dirty secret, or two bricks for each player." and his eyebrow raises towards you "fuck uhm, i dunno, i don't really have any other than maybe a threesome with you two." "what was that again?" my question out of teasing, seb's from genuine confusion, he's a bit deaf from how much stupid shit we've done.

cliffhanger cause i got nothing else

taglist: @loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764

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stupidity

tw: suggestive, LOTS of swearing, not mdni, just be mindful of ur media nd dont get pissy at me, seb sdv and sam sdv, jealousy?

stupid. stupid stupid. the word chants around my mind, why the fuck didn't i stop you from going out with my best friend. fuck. so now, i'm sitting in my bed, staring at your contact, and then i accidentally call you, and now i'm scrambling to hang up, but not before your fucking saccharine voice cuts through the awkward silence. "sam? sammy you okay? me and seb were finishing a level on some stupid game we found, should i come over?" your voice was too damn sweet, fuck. "n-nah, y-you dont have to come over." a laugh, a stupidly sweet laugh, not laughing at me, but just more of a giggle. "sammy, are you jealous? you big baby." yeah, of course i'm fucking jealous. you're probably bent over with that stupid baby pink skirt flipped up, like twice by now. then seb's voice cuts into the line, it's more of a facepalm, you're a moron voice. "get over here, dumbass, mom, maru nd demetrius are out, doin somethin' in zuzu, i didn't care enough to ask." "yeah man, be over in 20." i say, freaking the hell out. i get my converse on, dont tie them, and run over to the mountains, takes me about 15 minutes, and i come in, make my way to seb's basement, and sit on the sofa. "hey princess, hey seb" i say, out of breath. "water? jenga? seb's awful." i nod, sitting in between you and seb, and start stacking, i don't realize there's writing. you pull one out and read it aloud "pick one or more players of your choice to take their shirt off or pull two bricks each" you giggle and look at us both. fuck. "cmon boys, i didn't look at you for no reason top layers off!" your voice doesn't quite sound right saying those words, but, whatever, and i take my blue jacket off, and same for seb with that black hoodie. seb's next, and he reads his brick "pick a player to tell a dirty secret, or two bricks for each player." and his eyebrow raises towards you "fuck uhm, i dunno, i don't really have any other than maybe a threesome with you two." "what was that again?" my question out of teasing, seb's from genuine confusion, he's a bit deaf from how much stupid shit we've done.

cliffhanger cause i got nothing else

taglist: @loverboykirstein @halloweenbitch2764