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“I’m a top-level blagger. I feel like my whole career has been one giant blag.” - Jameela Jamil.

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

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hunk: truth or dare lance

lance: lol truth

hunk: what’s a secret you’ve never told us?

keith: hahaha he’s probably gonna say he hasn’t washed his clothes in 3 weeks-

lance internally: every single time i see keith and he opens his dumb mouth to say some dumb shit, i get this really strong urge to shut him up with soft kisses all over his face. i do the craziest things every single day just to see him smile, even if it means making a fool out of myself. the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen is when i told him that cheesy pick up line and he laughed until he cried, his cheeks all red and his hair soft and messy. he thinks i hate him but i just want to hold him close when i’m about to sleep and kiss his hands and eyelashes, call him dumb nicknames and tell him about Cuba, about my family. cos he IS my family. he doesn’t even know that my heart and soul belong to him. i don’t know when it got this bad but i’m burning up inside every second that i’m alive and i just want him to know how he didn’t even have to try at all to make me completely and utterly helpless for him. and it hurts unlike anything else

lance externally: yeah haha idk man :) haven’t washed my jacket in a while

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"Not all men"

You’re right Peter Parker wouldn’t do this

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hey yeah uh why on fucking EARTH does the hand sanitizer machine in this bathroom make the law and order sound

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not to sound 14 again but sam/frodo and gimli/legolas are the only valid lotr ships bc they would piss tolkien off so fucking much

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will today’s kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society?? 

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I wonder if people will ever say, ‘let’s hear about Frodo and the Ring.’ And they’ll say ‘yes, that’s one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn’t he, dad.’ ‘Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that’s saying alot.’

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This is me dissociating 😂

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“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

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slav: we’re best friends

shiro: we’re work acquaintances and nothing more. we just worked together to stop zarkon

slav: that’s what you think. every reality, we are best friends

shiro: please. go. to. sleep.

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what’s the mood for february?

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any man caught purchasing this snack product will be killed from the walmart ceiling rafters by a skilled knife thrower

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my vampire gf: can you please stop saying ‘when she gives you the succ’ every time i bite you?

me: yeah ofc babe

my vampire gf: *puts her teeth in me*

me: lmaooo when she gives you the succ