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apollo
wouldn't it be so sexy if i exploded because i went into space without a spacesuit
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my health teacher loves me
here is my nono-drug advertisement for health
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here is my nono-drug advertisement for health
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"oh yeah" - koolaid man and my paralysis demon when i bring up the fact that nothing will ever scare me more than cold tomato sauce
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not me planning out a whole ass mentor and adopted child fic for malcom and fleance because i want this to happen due to a scene in a movie that is not in the actual play on ao3, but me doing my actual work???? never
#697k word#30/30 chapters#hurt/comfort#major character death#malcom is a tired dad#fleance needs a hug#fleance gets a hug#daddy issues but its because their fathers are dead#fuck macbeth all my homies hate macbeth
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my mom: i don’t like your eyeliner
me, who only feels attractive when i wear eyeliner and actually feels enby when i wear it this way: oh yeah haha me neither i was just trying things out aha i think it looks stupid ahahahaha
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OK THESE ARE KINDA BAD BUT I DID A DESIGN THINGY FOR MY ART CLASS AND I DID PLUTO AND SATURN BECAUSE IM A SLUT FOR SPACE PLEASE IM KINDA PROUD
#YES PLUTO IS ENBY#ALSO I DID THESE AT LIKE 3AM SO I WAS REALLY TIRED#and i just made them out of circles and ovals and star shapes#that was it
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what happens if you go to the vatican in a sexy nun outfit
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not the best but here are some puppycat things i made because i just saw that season two is coming to netflix in 2021 and i got excited aha
#puppycat#digital art#not very good but i didnt have a stylus for half of it so its actually ok-ish i guess
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charlie = chuck
barley = buck
marley = muck
darlie = duck
farley = fuck
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my favorite picture from italy
#yes that is a jar of tomato sauce#isnt there a chef boiuardi or however-you-spell-his-name add with this same story
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sometimes i cry and then sometimes i think of my sisters presentation on how each of her friends would kill krampus, complete with furry art, and then i cry harder
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- are you kidding, she’s the most walmart-greeter core bitch
my sister’s roommate, describing my sister to her face
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