they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
151K notes
路
View notes
went on someone鈥檚 blog who didn鈥檛 post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up
42K notes
路
View notes
I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me
70K notes
路
View notes
The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters
52K notes
路
View notes
this is what i mean when i type 馃憖 btw
40K notes
路
View notes
i feel like the boeing whistleblower case should radicalize more people. a major airline company is producing planes with less and less regard for safety and it's starting to get noticeable. man takes them to court, which would reduce profit at the cost of public safety. he fucking dies the night that boeings legal team asks him to stay an extra day. if nothing happens about this, i hope it gets through to people that america would literally kill you for a few extra cents
95K notes
路
View notes
24K notes
路
View notes
come on man
56K notes
路
View notes
when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard
58K notes
路
View notes
I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune
51K notes
路
View notes
whatever
57K notes
路
View notes
Girl you post like something pretending to be human. Follow
59K notes
路
View notes
25K notes
路
View notes
looking at pictures of characters on my phone at night feels like this sometimes
78K notes
路
View notes
150K notes
路
View notes