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girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u
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will anything ever be as iconic as brooklyn nine nine getting cancelled and then being picked up for another season the day after? unlikely
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yeah hyperfixation can be inconvenient sometimes but when i’m between hyperfixations life is like meaningless so
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This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche
But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well
And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.
Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.
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Yesterday my therapist used “triggered” in an actual medical context and for a second I honestly thought she was making fun of me before I remembered that it was still a word like. Actual doctors use and not just something shitty people say
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person: you’re pretty cool!
me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed
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