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Too many people will pass around "always trust your gut!" and "your intuition never lies" content when actually your "intuition" isn't immune to either propaganda, bigotry or trauma reactions. Which is important to be aware of actually

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new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

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dm’ing people on here is so embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️hi it’s me the giant pervert who lives in your phone. how’s it going

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Update from the man himself

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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today's invertebrate.............neokayania bicolumnata

true fact: the world famous saying "never lick an ear in the mouth" was actually invented by this guy! he was inspired to say this after he saw his colleague make out with a horsefly!

neokayania bicolumnata has also won the "ear of the year" award 5 times, because of his funny looking ears!

glorpiness rating: it's all inside your head

photographs by Andreas Kay. link to first and second photos (CC BY-NC-SA 2.0)

I enjoy looking at this animal

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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ancient friends

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WTF!? Can anyone on the beauty side of Tumblr explain this to me?

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deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

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I literally spit water all over my screen.

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Happy new year, everyone

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk

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i was looking at some splatoon 2 textures that diam extracted and found. well. ok so the clothing shop keeper Jelfonzo changes his shirt daily, and on Tuesdays, the design he changes into is this white and red shirt with inkling text on it. now, looking at this texture gets us a better look at the text on the shirt, and its in a decipherable script. (EDIT: i assumed the post was deleted, but @jacebeleren​ , the one who deciphered the script, reached out to me to say the post still exists, they had just changed URLs! i have updated the link so now you can all read about his deciphering process.) turns out the text on the shirt translates to…

“FUCK YOU”

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blue fire dragon

i can't believe ice and fire is coming back :O thanks wheezie!

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