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Zhongli playing the longest con in fucking history being a dragon sovereign and also an archon. Does he keep his powers? Like. Is that a thing? Does he fight to be victor of geo and end up with keeping it but being under celestias purview? Or is he straight up like. A reincarnation like Neuvillette like hi yes I am a normal mountain dragon adeptus god from Liyue here to fight in the archon war for a gnosis? I love this idea so much

it could be a neuvillette situation but i think the Longest Con only gets funnier the longer it goes on for? so for the sake of the Funny i'd like to think he's the Original sovereign. like- ignoring azhdaha (?). if he's the original guy, then it'd be like- he was among the first ones if not the first one to sort of see where things in the world were headed, and figured he stood a better chance at one day restoring order to this entire fiasco by just- playing along and going with the flow instead of rebelling and fighting a losing fight.

of course, this sort of comes into conflict with the gnoses' creation? bc they were made of the original sovereigns? so like. i guess you can always make the argument that, as a liyue creature, he could do the thing were he discards his mortal body and takes on a spiritual form? so like- he allowed his body to die, and then made up his human-esque form he has now to masquerade as a random god. so celestia would use his now empty dead body to make the gnosis, and it was only a matter of winning the archon war with his new identity and gaining the gnosis, which was essentially just getting his powers back only celestia had a sort of cctv on him at all times. thus truly beginning the Longest Con of pretending he was incapable of breaking celestia's hold over the gnosis and reclaiming his throne as the sovereign at any random point in time and playing along like he was some random god under their control. all the while he would've been like neuvillette pre-focalors' last act in terms of power, where he had the powers of the sovereign, he just lacked the authority (even though the gnosis was right there, but for the sake of the bit, he had to pretend he couldn't just reclaim it at any time)

it's so funny to think about. catch neuvillette being the first (after guizhong) to ever find out about the plan bc he came across zhongli one day (more like zhongli allowed himself to be found by him bc apparently canonically he can just avoid whoever he pleases in liyue) and tried to confront him as an archon and just like- zhongli would've just given him a Look, and neuvillette would've Known, and he would've just been left standing there while zhongli just walked away. neuvillette would've been too perturbed to really tell anyone and would've just like- avoided thinking about the situation until the Final Showdown or whatever.

fucking hilarious AU

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It is a very wild story. Time travel, one of the descendants of the arc ending up ascending to celestia, beating them up to prevent the archon war, and then going back to beat celestia again and kill Asmoday. Like. There is this one dude out there running on survival out of sheer spite, and he decided yeah I’m gonna fight god and beat the system in under a week total.

basically yeah

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wei wuxian would probably be taller than lan wangji if he wasn't starved as a child. my guy was 186cm tall after being starved for 4-6 years, he would probably be like 190-195cm tall.

i love the idea that both wei changze and cangse sanren were also both freakishly tall, and because of that their kid is eye-level with nie mingjue or more, like dude. dude.

WWX: tallest person in jianghu

just for the record, wwx is canonically 186cm, but i think this is better! this also means that every modern au has tallxian, and i will not compromise on this >:3c

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it’s 4:20 PM it’s time to post Weed Pikachu

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That feel when your fandom has to start a '#no dissection' tag on ao3

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its entirely unethical that there are no monster hunter/svsss crossovers. the system manager messes up and just shunts shen yuan to a holding world while trying to sort shit out, and SY just wakes up in the middle of the darj snowfields (mh:s) as a wyverian and gets taken in by hakum village. SY would go batshit insane for the whole taming monsters and keeping the balance thing, especially once he meets the hunters guild research people, and just goes 'yes, thats what i want to do' and then he proceeds to become a hunter/scholar and travel around all of the known world and into the new world.

he'd have two different sets of armor/weapons/gear of different purposes, one for all out hunting and another for quick quiet movements for field research.

some monster friends he has are a Najarala, Lagiacrus, Nerscylla, Tobi-Kadachi, Paolumu, and Beotodus (going off of MH:stories with having 6 party members total).

he just starts exploring the hoarfrost reach (23 years post system fuck up) when the system fixes the problem but then it looks at the replacement soul it chose and is just like 'oh. oh no. he's competent now. fuck.' but it cant go back on it cause of its user policy and so its forced to take This Guy and put him into the new situation, and unfortunately for the system all of SY's soul bound stuff goes with him, which means his wyverian body and his monster familiars.

the system CAN however make all of his familiars be deaged into eggs.

eventually the beast peak lord picks him off the street like a wet rag because this weird feral kid refuses to give her the eggs that he's hoarding, but shes never seen these eggs before and she really wants to study them, so she just forcibly adopts the 'kid.' he's not a kid, hes just a wyverian, who can get really really old even without cultivation, so he's like the human equivalent of a 16-year-old when he's actually around 44.

anyways, liu qingge is absolutely whipped for his weird shixiong who is both older and younger than him, who can delicately flip over a massive Earth Boaring Slime Muskrat with his spear, and who can smash a Tiger Footed Armadillo Dragon in the face with a massive hammer that shatters its skull, and who is so excited to sit down in a small roadside teahouse and rant about trophic cascade, and Liu Qingge has no idea what that is but Shen Qingre (clear restlessness/zeal) is extremely pretty when he's passionate.

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a drawing inspired from potion permit

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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

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An Ding Dot Net

Here's a fun thought:

Due to Airplane having blanked on what to describe background An Ding characters were holding and gone "little block of [mutton jade/silver/other precious but also capable of being flat and reflectively surfaced material] the System starts badgering him to create a reason for all those little rectangles while he's a young disciple because oops there isn't one.

Being a millennial who used to do stuff on the internet with html and a bit more (though not a hardcore or even full on coder by any means) he goes "huh, that looks ...phone shaped?" and makes a basic text messaging interconnected pile of rocks.

Which it doesn't take much to convince the other An Ding disciples to take up. Who doesn't like the idea of a little piece of stone with a smooth polish on one side that you can use a stylus or your finger to write messages and scroll and a massive maze of arrays carved into the back to make it as tough as a nokia brick? Especially one where everyone can makeup a silly username and chat without the adults knowing?

Oh, you want to bully us kid from Bai Zhan? Feeling big to bully two kids on a road with no one but you and your two buddies to see it? Well, you'll never know but all of An Ding's Super Secret Group Chat is making fun of you now.

And sure, Disciple Shang is a bit weird for making his Great Master Fly Machine, but he's cool since he invented them and shares. (And he's got a full on spy network for free.)

Obviously, since he made a private messages array in it SQH gives MBJ one so they can send info fast. MBJ does not stay in the DMs, but does have the sense to blend in.

And off the rails goes the plot.

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An Ding Dot Net

Here's a fun thought:

Due to Airplane having blanked on what to describe background An Ding characters were holding and gone "little block of [mutton jade/silver/other precious but also capable of being flat and reflectively surfaced material] the System starts badgering him to create a reason for all those little rectangles while he's a young disciple because oops there isn't one.

Being a millennial who used to do stuff on the internet with html and a bit more (though not a hardcore or even full on coder by any means) he goes "huh, that looks ...phone shaped?" and makes a basic text messaging interconnected pile of rocks.

Which it doesn't take much to convince the other An Ding disciples to take up. Who doesn't like the idea of a little piece of stone with a smooth polish on one side that you can use a stylus or your finger to write messages and scroll and a massive maze of arrays carved into the back to make it as tough as a nokia brick? Especially one where everyone can makeup a silly username and chat without the adults knowing?

Oh, you want to bully us kid from Bai Zhan? Feeling big to bully two kids on a road with no one but you and your two buddies to see it? Well, you'll never know but all of An Ding's Super Secret Group Chat is making fun of you now.

And sure, Disciple Shang is a bit weird for making his Great Master Fly Machine, but he's cool since he invented them and shares. (And he's got a full on spy network for free.)

Obviously, since he made a private messages array in it SQH gives MBJ one so they can send info fast. MBJ does not stay in the DMs, but does have the sense to blend in.

And off the rails goes the plot.

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the phandom casually invading everyone's feeds today