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Do not turn on the sound

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some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort

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Refuge.

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the ability to pick up weapons in Smash is fine and all but it looks especially alarming on the small and cute characters 

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susan and her babies

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tumblr outside of palaeoblr doesn’t really understand that paleontology is an actual scientific field of study and not, like, a fandom that makes up rules about monsters.

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My city doesn’t even have bike lanes

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Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

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Honestly me and my man are built like this 🥰 🙈

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god damn jill stein is thick 😳 i know who ima vote for 👅

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(Dex is owned by @ghoulcandy)

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

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