spacemomalex

[spacemomalex]

[spacemomalex]

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

[spacemomalex]

Evil Shiro: youre worthless, who could ever love you

Keith having spent 2 years on the back of a space whale hanging out and bonding with Krolia:

[spacemomalex]

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

[spacemomalex]

Dear Fellow Writers,

Not everyone is going to like what you write. Some people are going to have problems with decisions you make about characters, development, plot, and so on…they’ll say, ‘oh you should have done this or that, blah blah’ - and guess what? That’s okay.

We’re all different. We make different decisions and we have different preferences. That doesn’t mean that you should stop writing. For the love of God, keep at it! You’re never gonna please everybody all the time. That’s just plain impossible. But if at the end of the day you can look at your book and actually feel happy about the decisions you made then that’s what really matters. 

Write a story that makes YOU happy. Think of all those endings that you liked best, the characters that you cherished the most and consider the fact that maybe, just maybe, someone else in this great big wide world is going to love them just as much as you do. I mean statistically, someone has to, right? A kindred soul (literary soul) that likes all the same cheesy tropes you do, and the sappy sugary sweet couples, or bad ass awesome rad characters with devils on their shoulders - they’re gonna love it. And they’re waiting for it. They’ve been waiting for your book for a long time. So you can do it. Stop worrying about what is wrong with your story and focus on what is right. You can do this. 

Go write your heart out. 

[spacemomalex]

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid stupid

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid lazy

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid ugly

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid worthless

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid idiot

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid fat

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids gender

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids sexuality

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids grades

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids hobbies

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids mental illness

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kid or call them names

[spacemomalex]

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

[spacemomalex]

[spacemomalex]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spacemomalex]

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

[spacemomalex]

the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

[spacemomalex]

That obnoxious shit privileged people do where they’re like, “Stop complaining about (straight ppl/abled ppl/men/etc.)!! How can you say you want rights but then make fun of us?!?!?!” is not only fucking annoying but also if they thought for like 2 seconds they might realise that it’s because we don’t have rights that this even is a thing, like if you guys didn’t inundate us with bigoted bullshit we wouldn’t have to joke and complain about the shit you do afterward.

(Also like it’s literally part of our oppression that making a fucking joke or complaining about negative experiences with our oppressors is seen as this huge fucking deal, because we’re just supposed to suffer silently and not complain about violence we experience. Only Real People™ get to complain about people who harm them!!)

People who try to shut down oppressed people talking about their experiences just have so little self awareness it’s mind-boggling.

[spacemomalex]

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

[spacemomalex]

i won’t let you take him from me

[spacemomalex]

wait when you do fuck marry kill can you fuck the person you married??

[spacemomalex]

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

[spacemomalex]

When Captain Rogers is a big mood.