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that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

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steve rogers would be a Messy drunk

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so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

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somewhere in a particular alternative universe

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FULL CREDIT FOR THIS AMAZING JOKE GOES TO @minotar / @doeberman

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the true purpose of the alignment chart has been fulfilled

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Bonus:

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persephone: do you want some baklava?

hades: i have a girlfriend

persephone: ok, hey hermes! do you want some baklava?

hermes: absolutely!

hades:

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sasuke: what genjutsu is this??????

king rock lee putting them 100% organic free range grass fed Hands on him:

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a woman in a film: *takes another woman’s hand and squeezes it gently in a gesture of support*

my content-starved wlw ass:

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any man: trust me

me:

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Sorry boss I can’t come into work today I’ve come down with Female Hysteria