ive decided that when dean tells crowley im not your friggin bestie its ghostfacers effect he actually said im not your fucking boyfriend because he knew that's what would hurt the worst
put the douchebag jar in supernatural to fix it fr. the thing about dean is like. he IS a creature of shame. also he would not like having to lose money because of the having grown up poor of it all. all his bullshit going unchallenged is kind of the reason he's just boiled by the end of the series. he doesn't WANT to do the things he does, he just does them because his emotions are always running high and also he ends up being "right" most of the time because the writers are crazy people. but like if you actually call him out he has so much potential to grow? so you know. i really think we could pavlov train dean into being nicer with a douchebag jar. like give it a month or two tops he's gonna turn back into a sweet little baby.
hi! i’m a significant character in a number of religions - a character known even to ppl who have the tiniest possible amount of knowledge pertaining to those topics - and i am usually a part of a two-person context, and no one even really talks about me without mentioning my counterpart - you can’t even google me without it coming up - but the cw show supernatural is so ahead of its time at subverting expectations that i am on the show in context with an entirely different and new counterpart (and my original counterpart isn’t even CAST for flashback purposes or anything similar) and my new counterpart is explicitly stated to be a ROMANTIC counterpart. and then i meet dean winchester and tell him how happy i was/am with my romantic counterpart. no reason.
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!! THIS WAS 12 SEASONS OF SLOWBURN LONGCON DESTIEL!!!!! CAS SACRIFICED EVERYTHING HE WAS CONDITIONED TO BE BECAUSE HE FELL IN LOVE WITH DEAN WINCHESTER!!! BECAUSE HE PULLED HIM FROM HELL AND TOUCHED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FORM OF HUMANITY HE'S EVER KNOWN!!!! "WHEN CASTIEL FIRST LAID A HAND ON YOU IN HELL, HE WAS LOST!" CANONICAL LINE IN THE CW'S SUPERNATURAL!!!!! HE REBELLED AGAINST HEAVEN! AND GOD! AND BECAME A FATHER! ALL BECAUSE HE LOVED DEAN!!! AND EVERY TIME CAS DIED, DEAN WAS MISERABLE WITHOUT HIM AND THE RATINGS TANKED!!!! DEAN MADE CAS A MIXTAPE!!!!! NONE OF YOU NORMIES UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!
character who never appeared in cw’s supernatural: abel, the brother of cain (who was a character on the show meant to mirror dean) and the other main character in biblical cain’s story, literally cain’s entire story in the bible is about how he murdered his brother and they never even casted anyone to play him
character who did appear in cw’s supernatural: colette, the oc wife of cain (yes thee biblical cain of “cain that dude who murders his brother”) who only exists so that they can mirror cain’s relationship with colette to dean’s relationship with cas (heterosexually of course)