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manifesting the first ever jack-off tulpa

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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

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Oop, There Goes My Big Balls And Small Peenor or Again.

Do You Like My Big Balls And Small Peenor?

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Do You Like My Big Balls And Small Peenor?

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

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Having to explain to way too many people that no, Iran doesn’t have nuclear weapons.