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Just raided the kitchen at IHOP to crack raw eggs directly into my wet esophagus
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Let’s get stoned and lick each other’s tongues.
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Stealing their shirt so you can smell them while you masturbate.
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"Keep crying, I'm so fucking close"
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i thought adulthood was gonna be a ke$ha song but it’s fucking linkin park everyday. i am so numb and also there is not glitter everywhere
#god for fucking real like#i designed this ride to remind myself that its fucking hellish here lmfao
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I just feel kinda like empty rn like I could definitely have a plug in and I could definitely put in a dildo in me somewhere y'know
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sleepiest stoney-est has-munchiest- girl in the world is ridiculously horny as per usual when she goes on Tumblr. More at 12.
#am hoping to go to orlando this coming week for a food show and im very excite#and very sleepy#m so tired I hate being the person making the schedule because then you're also the person filling in all the gaps in the schedule#so i havent been on here being gross but now im like oh oop feral and icky#which isnt usually but ive been literally at work or sleeping so much that it just doesnt even feel like time is passing anymore and then#suddenly its been days#now i know im too high#overthinking need to just cum or something#im also making food rn#thinking cheese biscuits and tomato soup idk
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n also if you think I'm cute for ever n ever you should probably tell me that while putting me in ur cars trunk
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okay but are you gonna think I'm cute forever n ever
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Why is does it make me soak thinking about men shushing me and whisper things like “it’s okay baby, it’s okay daddy’s here” and “I know kiddo, I know it hurts I’m so so sorry” then fucking me even harder and faster. 🥺🥺😵💫
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fucking you while you're working on the coloring book I bought you
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