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Happy Pride!

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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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Sound on 🐱

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

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tagged by @wellhalesbells <3 - I'm not here regularly and my dash is half dead so I'll answer at least. Anyone who wants to grab this and @ people should though! Last Song: "Scared of the Dark" by Steps. An old dopamine fave and I'm still on that pseudo disco/70s type of sound so special shout out to "Born Again" by Lisa, Doja Cat, and Raye too.

Last Book: "The Science of Spice" by Dr Stuart Farrimond. Its like an encyclopedia for spices with all sorts of information like origins and what pairs best etc. I'm about to start "The Way of Kings" by Brandon Sanderson tonight.

Last Movie: Captain America: Brave New World. Not gonna say much cause its only been out for a couple of weeks and better be safe than sorry with spoilers but. . . :D !!!

Last TV show: Just started "She - Ra and the Princesses of Power" as my crafting and chill entertainment. I am also simultaneously watching "Evil" on Netflix which is a great show but might be a slog for anyone burnt out on psychology, misogyny, and religion.

Last thing googled: The interactive map for Palworld lol

Looking forward to: My next DnD session and the weather warming up enough for me to do all the OTHER things I am looking forward to cause they all kinda hinge on that.

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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this tweet is ruining my life rn

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Anyone who's ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.

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Tim, undercover: I'm Alvin.

Dick, also undercover, popping up behind him: I'm Simon!

Jason, also also undercover, ominously leaning down from over their shoulders, looming and using his deepest voice: I'm Theodore.

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Jason should have come back to the manor post-lazarus pit and revealed himself as Jason Todd but not told the rest of the family that he’s also Red Hood. can you imagine how fucking funny that would be.

Nightwing: honestly! my family is fucking INSANE! i swear the only good one is my little brother, he died and came back and decided to ditch the vigilante life.

Red Hood: oh shit really?

Nightwing: honestly probably the smartest one out of all of us, he’s reading in bed while we’re all out here on stakeouts!

Red Hood: interesting. tell me more about how this brother is the best of all of you.

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Red Hood: so what are you guys getting the smart handsome not-vigilante brother for Christmas?

Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin:

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Batman: now i need all of you to have an equal share in the clean up-

Red Hood: yeah sorry, you aren’t MY dad, so i’m gonna dip. have fun cleaning!

the funniest part is when Dick and Tim decide that since Red Hood and Jason are so similar and Red Hood CLEARLY seems to like what he hears about Jason, that they should try to set the two up.

Jason, calling Roy at 4am: i need you in Gotham within the next hour so you can dress up as Red Hood and we can pretend that I’m sleeping with myself.

Roy:

Roy: i’m gonna get caught sneaking out of your bedroom with lipstick on your helmet

Jason: this is gonna be the funniest thing we’ve ever done.

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For the ones that need it today

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The funniest thing about Jason’s “no dealing to kids” rule is that generally the age threshold for weed and other hard substances is 21, and Jason did his whole insane plot at nineteen. Meaning, he technically falls into the category of “off limits”

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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study