Just a depressed 20-something going through an identity crisis
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one of my formative experiences with sex ed was having sexual desire explained to my class by a catholic nun who was very clearly working on a purely theoretical model. she explained with like increasing mania that women and men are very different because men are "like microwaves" and women "are like crock pots" and the more confused the class (age 13) became the more frantic sister patrick stephen became until she was accidentally making the point that men and women are too much like different appliances to have sex with each other at all. we all felt quite guilty as this was the year twilight came out so we'd all just gotten horny for the first time. so we felt bad for her if anything
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a single dry cough
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id die for the internet archive over my country
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What Kris and Susie are doing for their school project

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collect my flop posts
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the reason Phineas and Ferb is one of my favorite shows of all time is because adult jokes in other family shows are usually about sex. in Phineas and Ferb they are referencing classic literature and bureaucracy.
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there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me
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#deltarune#deltarune queen#queen deltarune#deltarune spade king#spade king deltarune#spade king#spadez1 you will need this
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just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset
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sweaty
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they did WHAT to tenna's head (deltarune animation)
#deltarune#video#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune spoilers#mr ant tenna#ant tenna#tenna deltarune#3d#blender#spadez1 you will need this
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ralsei smoking a fat blunt real
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My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight
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