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NOOO DID YOU DELETE THE OMLETE UNIVERSE GOOGLE DOC??

NO?????😃😃

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Just saw the wearwatcher news, your thoughts?🎤

STOP I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU TOO 😭😭 thank god i couldn’t afford their merch but it breaks my heart but also they’re going against their own words here😭😭 like i only stuck around to see ryan and shane’s dynamic but high production

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Had to rush over here just to portray how taken aback I was upon seeing the TikTok’s suggested responses with no context😭😭🫨

all i can say is… tiktok set you up😭😭 but those being the only two options are WILD

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On THAT TOPIC

Do YOU have a podcast or any intention of starting a podcast? Because I would be very eager to listen to it hashtag number one fan and supporter 🤭

i do have intentions of starting a podcast and working through the technicalities (despite not having any podcast equipment) and in the drafts of episodes😋😋 as i think about more topics to talk about

i’m hoping it’s more in the style of emergency intercom or such but i’ve only semi drafted 1 episode so far😝😝 teehee😊

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Every time I see the name Tom Williams, I’m flabbergasted and perplexed as to who that man is.

And then I read on and realise he’s the guy that Luigi killed and stole his identity…

So many questions

i do wonder if luigi goes by the name tom when around jj and all that but uses his actual name around godlings or both?? or like the godlings just think he's tom williams *crying

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i got a new phone cause my old one was literally on life support in a coma almost breaking apart literally hanging on by a thread and this is the first thing i see when i open my new phone and i don’t remember where i got it from😭😭😭😭😭

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I had a dream last night that I went on Letterboxd (not sponsored) and I saw you had activity for this new groundbreaking film, like it had a 4.9 star review and was PERFECT according to all the viewers, the best film ever made type beat, a modern classic.

But you had written the ONLY review that wasn’t five stars, and you had written something akin to “hmmm is was ok”, and you just got so much backlash 😭😭 and it just accumulated to literally thousands of people having a go at you.

And after this one extremely long and passionate rant/monologue from this one fan of the movie, you turned around and looked at them with the flattest, most deadpan tone and just said “I made (the movie)”. And I was so flabbergasted and apparently the reveal was too powerful because I woke up immediately after in a cold sweat.😭

I literally can’t even remember anything about the film, not the genre, premise, not the title, not even the poster on Letterboxd, and I’m so distraught at that fact 😔💔 I’ll never know what Dream-You did that revolutionised the filmmaking industry and what that perfect film was.

LMAOOOOO that seems like me😔 damn now how can i replicate it to achieve my directorial career😫😫 i still can’t believe dream me is more successful than me but it makes sense A 5 (practically 4.9) STAR MOVIE TOO WOKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT😭😭😭😭 my power must’ve been too great for you to bear any longer😥😥 i would’ve copied everything the plot the poster idea the premise everything but damn😔

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miles teller may have been The One™ but i’ll never know because our engagement ended but now i feel like i’m in an unhappy marriage with wes anderson

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Live reaction of me going through the gift ;)

AHH DUDE THANK YOU THIS IS GENUINELY SO SWEET I LOVE IT

First impressions. The M. myers citrusy card is making me absolutely lose it LMAOOO I love it so so much it’s so silly. Gonna make a shrine to it 🗣🗣

The card reading “from Mysterious Gifter”

Absolutely top notch comedy. I have no idea who the gift was from, this mysterious gifter is so mysterious and cool and swag and awesome and amazing and talented

The birthday card. Absolutely loved it it is one of my favourite gags I love it LMAOO. I love the little “From Razz😎” at the bottom and the guy doing a thumbs up. I love it so much dude 🫶🫶🫶🫶 “what the card says but happy birthday” LMAOOO 100/10 perfect flawless spectacular

The wrapping is genuinely done so nicely??? And I love the paper it’s so cute cute. Also love the green ribbon that’s going in the hashtag scrapbook 😏😏😏

MY JAW ACTUALLY DROPPED??? HELLO??? RAZZ??? RAZZ???????? THE BOOKvvv}£ THE BOOKK RAZZ OH MT GOD DUDE I DONT HAVE WORDS ON MT DKG GOD THANK YOU I COULD SPOOCH YOU ON THE LIPS THIS IS SO KIND OF YOU????? Holy SMOKES man! I don’t have words. Jaw actually dropped right now. Best birthday gift ever you’re literally the best thank you thank you thank you ily 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🗣🗣🗣🗣😭😭😭😭😭😭

LMAOOO glad you love it so much i take pride in it YOU’RE GONNA MAKE A SHRINE😭😭😭😍😍🥹🥹hank hank it’s all so mysterious indeed hmm… 🧐🧐OH MY GOD HANK HANK😭i chose the wrapping paper myself thank you i have great wrapping skills OH MY GOD IT’S GOING IN THE SKETCHBOOK OH MY GOD😳😳😲😲 **my face right now being the roblox man default face** NO WORRIES it looked really pretty when i saw the covers i’m glad you like it so much i thought you would love it don’t worry about it happy birthday😭😭😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘

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I hope you know that every time I send you an ask it feels like talking in a priest confession booth directly to god, because it’s been months and I am yet to see any evidence of your existence on this app, yet I still continue to devout time to telling you my thoughts and secrets

Amen🙏

first of all, thank you for reaching out to me you know how god works in mysterious ways and i only reach out once every few months (when i remember i have a tumblr account😭😭😭) thank you for sharing

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I had a dream that I went to go message you, but you had changed your profile picture to Jeffery Bezos and underneath it in the profile description you had written something along the lines of “If Jeffery Bezos has 100 fans, I am one of them, if Jeffery Bezos has 10 fans, I am one of them, If Jeffery Bezos has 0 fans, I am dead. I love Jeffery Bezos, he is my biggest inspiration and I wish to he just like him, sitting at the very top and violating workers rights and leading a capitalist society” like completely unironically.

And my guy I was genuinely in shock, like you had gone from supporting workers union to downright violating it😭😭 so instead of addressing the elephant in the room head on, I just said that for a second I thought your profile pic was Andrew Tate and you got SO offended, you were a real Bezos stan.

thank GODS it was a dream 💔💔💔💔