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watching 20 year old tv shows is all fun and games until you realize how far we’ve backslid on certain social issues

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LMFAO is nuts to me like imagine having that kind of relationship with your uncle. imagine party rocking in the house with your uncle

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shoutout to whoever played dean martin’s “that’s amore” on the bar touchtunes & then immediately followed it up with robyn’s “dancing on my own”. idk who u are but you clocked my ass. like yeah i am a depressed italian

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rainbow road music from mario kart for the wii stuck in my head

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my landlord wont stop bothering me abut some made up shit called "rent". im too busy jerking off my dick to give a shit

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no no i’m fine. i just need to buy one more ugly useless piece of shit from an antique store and i’ll feel sooo amazing forever

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i had a dream last night that i was a cardinal (the religious official not the bird) at the vatican and there was an assassination plot against one of the other cardinals and my solution was to be like “you should sleep in my bed with me in case the assassin sneaks in at night”

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call me a hoagie the way i’m an italian sub

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do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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can you get me a crumb from the store

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and 2 Lint

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my life is just like twin peaks if it was only the parts where special agent dale cooper has weird prophetic dreams

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need a t-shirt that says i had a weird heavily symbolic dream last night please don't talk to me

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so many of the top blair witch project reviews on letterboxd are like "omg these people are soooooo annoyingggggg all they do is complainmnnn" like well you see they are starving and trapped in cursed woods and being hunted by a witch

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you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"