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I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.
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idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee
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Anders Hayward By Virginie Khateeb For Sunday Telegraph UK September 2021
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Rina Sawayama for Nylon Japan — photographed by Nicole Ngai
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Frankly, this lives, rent-free, in my head.
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shoes that have little fingers that tickle your feet when you put them on
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In 1845, Joseph Faber, invented the Euphonia, which consisted of a head that spoke in a “weird, ghostly monotone” voice and was controlled with foot petals and a keyboard.
“By pumping air with the bellows … and manipulating a series of plates, chambers, and other apparatus the operator could make it speak any European language.”
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Dear people living on your own for the first time:
Here’s some advice I wasn’t told from the myriad of posts before that I wish I’d been given before
Wash the OUTSIDE of your pots and pans as well as the cooking surface. I’ve had a few roommates now who have only cleaned the inside and I’ve had to replace a $150 set of cookware twice.
“its only one time, how bad could using metal on nonstick cookware really be?” very bad. don’t do this.
Buy a rice cooker. Buy the middle tier rice cooker. Cheap ones will burn your rice, high tier ones are too expensive. Rice is good and cheap and, really, you don’t actually have to wash it if you don’t care about making gourmet food.
Buy band-aids. You don’t think you need band-ads until you need a band-aid, and by then it’s too late. (if you don’t follow this advice, a paper towel and some tape is an acceptable solution while you go get real bandages and neosporin)
You are on tumblr, which means you probably spend most of your time in one spot on a computer or phone. if this spot doesn’t have a trash can in arm’s reach, put one there.
I spent 4 years piling trash on my desk in increasingly precarious ways until I had a designated area to put it. Trash cans can and should go anywhere there is a frequent generation of trash, typical locations be damned.
If you live with one or two roommates, discuss placing empty boxes in the back of your fridge and freezer. You probably don’t need all the space that the standard 5-person-family fridge provides, and tupperware will be shoved back there and left to stink up the entire appliance.
Get a wall calendar, put it somewhere communal, and have everyone put their household-relevant schedules on it. Communication is by far the weakest link with roommates (even good ones!) and having something to reference for appointments is always good
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