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Danny: Excuse me, I'm a student photographer at Gotham U, and one of our assignments is to take shots of Gotham Street Glam. Would it be alright if I took your pictures and used them in my project?

Steph: Yes, of course! Do you want us to pose?

Danny: Yes, if that is okay with you and you have some time that would be wonderful.

Steph: Yeah no problem. I'm Stephanie by the way, but call me Steph. This is Cassandra- call her Cass. Next to her is Jason- call him Jay. And lastly that's Richard. Call him Ric.

Dick: No, do not call me that. Call me Dick please.

Steph: I mean sure if you want to break the pattern and be SpEaCiAl.

Danny: Its nice to meet you all, I'm Danny. Would you mind if we move down the street to the historical Cafe area?

Jason: No problem. But is my outfit glam enough?

Danny: Leather jackets can be punk glam not to worry.

Cass: May I do a arabesque as a pose? I'm a ballerina.

Danny: Of course! We can have you do that one some stairs or a railing.

Dick: Oh! Can I do a Flip?

Danny: Of course!

A week later:

Classmate 1: Fenton!? Are those....Did you do a photo op with the WAYNES!?

Classmate 2: Holy shit. Those are the Waynes. How in the world did you book them as your models?!

Classmate 3: CASSANDRA WAYNE!? OMG IS THIS PRINT FOR SALE?!

Classmate 4: I have money too! Fenton, sell me the Dick Grayson one!

Danny: I have no idea who those people are. I just found them having a bobba tea in the street. Are they famous?

TA: J A S O N T O D D!!!!

Danny: I guess they are famous.

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DCxDP Fic Idea: Fickle

Danny Fenton finds out his ghost side is dying. Or rather, Phantom's core was slowly fading away. A ghost that found closure for whatever was keeping them around- or the completion of their Obsession- often moved on from whatever they were haunting.

Humans thought this was a blessing as a ghost would no longer be trapped in their eternal loop. Other ghosts referred to it as the second death because it was essentially them dying all over again.

Danny, as a Halfa, was in the middle because his Obsession was never set in stone. Ghost formed around the idea or concept that developed into an Obsession, often reflecting the cause of their deaths or a deep enough regret of their life. They never had to guess what that was; it was always the most important thing on their mind in the last few moments of life that the person had.

Halfas, on the other hand, didn't have a pin down Obession because they were still alive and all living humans were in constant change throughout life. Due to this, Danny developed an obsessive personality for any of his interests, practically making it his entire life, but just as frickly did he move on from it.

His interest lasted maybe six to a year, where all he could think about was his new fixation to the point where he even redecorated his entire room just to revolve around this one thing, then just as suddenly, he threw everything out to replace it.

Vlad had a similar problem, and when Danny had first met him, his obsession with the Packers had spiraled all over his castle, taking up a good, large portion of his personality.

By the end of that same year, Vlad had shifted to blueberries, and every Packer memorabilia item was either sold off or stored away to rot. Why blueberries? Vlad had no idea, but he bought three large blueberry farms just to frolic through anyway.

The problem with their attention launching onto something so quickly was that fulfillment of their Obsessions was constantly changing. Buying the Packers was out of Vlad's control since the city refused to sell, but blueberries were very much attainable, and thus his Obsession was completed.

His ghost core started to fade away in satisfaction, while Vlad grew weaker and weaker, until even his human side started to feel the effects. Then Vlad got really into wood carving, and his Obsession snapped back into longing as he tried to create the greatest wooden statue of all time.

Danny had watched all of this with a wary eye. While Vlad was still a pain in the butt and could function like a normal human being, it was not hard to miss the way he would give in to his ghostly Obsession instincts.

Danny's Obsession had always been space, or more specifically, being an astronaut for NASA. While he had gone into space, it hadn't been under the organization, which was a bit deal apparently to his ghost side.

After becoming Phantom, Danny grew more and more frantic about the organization, going as far as learning what kind of toilet paper they used in the office.

Then suddenly, Phantom's Obsession launched onto cookies. Baking them, eating them, and sharing them. Danny could not stop thinking about cookies. He quickly gained a year-long reputation for being the Cookie Guy, in his pursuit to create the one True Cookie.

Then the following year, when he turned sixteen, Danny grew obsessed with flying. Planes or as Phantom. Any method to get him into the sky. Since he could easily do that, Danny spent that entire year in and out of the hospital as his body scrambled to move on while simultaneously never feeling so alive.

Thankfully while during one of his longer stays in the hospital- his parents and doctors where going mad trying to figure out what was wrong with him- Danny got hooked on animation due to the cartoon playing on reply in his hospital room and he came back to life.

He wished his obsessions stayed the same sometimes. His was disheartening to look at something he greatly enjoyed, loved even, and felt absolutely nothing. It was like missing childlike wonder.

Once the phases past he would feel directionless. He sometimes tried to force himself to still adore his latest obsession but it always felt empty, and it only highlighted how much he moved on from it.

That is to say, Danny's quick Obsessions werent the only thing he thought of, setting apart from other ghosts and humans further.

Which was all well and good, since he could still go to school, still work, still fight, and have a normal life, but all his obsessions were obtainable, and Danny was always right at the edge of fading.

He would have to live with the fact that at any given day, his obsession would cling onto something within his grasp, and he died a second death with a gaint grin on his face.

Then, one day, when Danny turned twenty, his obsession moved to something completely new: A person.

Not just any person mind you, but someone he saw on TV once as nothing more then a passing shadow with eyes.

Batman.

It was like the gates of heaven have open up again for him, life grew brighter, the world seemed more colorful and the fandom for the hero? They sung.

Jazz had come home to thier shared apartment in Gotham to find Danny making his own set of Batman theme pajamas, while wearing a replica of Batman's mask made out of paper plates and markers. She paused for only a second before sighing deeply.

"Here we go again." Jazz mutters throwing her keys into the bowl near the door. "Danny what are you doing?"

"BATMAN!"

"Yeah I thought so. Carry on"

A month later Jazz finds out through a friend that a new buger place open up called BatBurger, modeled entirely after Batman, and isnt surprised when she walks in to find Danny as the proud owner.

At least Batman wasnt real so she didnt have to worry about her brother actually meeting the guy. Maybe this Obsession will last for a while so they didn't have to worry about Danny's health.

Nothing bad would come from this Obsessions surely.

Two days later Danny steals Batman's cape and gets Robin's autograph on it. He proudly displays it in the middle of thier living room and Jazz is terrified that Batman is not only real but might just hunt them down for his cape.

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Dan: Let me get this straight. Every week, you drive sity miles - one whole hour - just so you can have one single item off a cafe menu that closes at two in the afternoon?

Danny: Yes, I do. I really like their chicken tenders.

Dan: You do all this for chicken tenders!?

Danny: They include a bed of fires and green and red chili sauce on it. Its delicious.

Dan: chili?

Danny: Not the bean kind. The real one. The spice.

Dan: Ah. Still, this seems like a pain to drive down from blüdhaven every week for food. What's the real reason? Do they have a hot waiter or something?

Danny: No. It's a family owned place. The waiters are the sixteen year old sons of the owner.

Dan: Boo.

Dick: Welcome to Sabor de Chihuahua Loco. I'll be your waiter, Dick. What can I get you?

Dan: I'll have a horchata latte and a pan dulce.

Dick: Alright. And you you sir?

Danny flabbergasted: You're the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. You're why art was invented.

Dick: Well aren't you sweet?

Dan muttering under his breath: Foods good my ass.

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Hello hi can we perhaps have more Demon and Angel brat?? :))

The Waynes, minus Danny and Damian, are all packed into the one place that the twins would never think to look for them. The servants' quarters.

Mostly, Damian refuses to acknowledge the servants' quarters, and Danny... well, they have a strong suspicion that Danny doesn't know what the term "Servants' quarters" means. He once handed Alfred all the coin change he had in his pocket when he heard the butler mention it, because he thought Alfred was talking about quarter coins

It was the perfect place for them to have a secret meeting without the risk of alerting either of the twins.

Alfred had opened the servant dining hall for them, and after everyone got a specialized cup of tea made by their aged friend, they all settled down to talk about the upcoming crisis.

Danny's romantic admirers. Or as Steph had eloquently put it, "The Interlopers."

"What's the ETA on the Interlopers?" Bruce asks once everyone is settled.

"I flag their plane boarding tickets. They will arrive around three, but should be held back by security for at least an extra hour," Tim responds, tapping away on his laptop. There was a moment of pause where they all contemplated the morally correct thing to do, but decided that keeping Danny safe was far more important than reminding Tim to do his non-supervillain training course and review the hacking for the personal revenge module.

"Good." Bruce grunts. He crosses his fingers under his chin, leaning on his hands while panning his gaze across his children. They stare back, waiting for him to make the call.

"As you know, the Introlopers are not only carrying a flame for Danny but risk unraveling all the effort we made in helping establish Danny back into our timeline." Bruce scans the worried faces of his family. "We can't let Danny know he's been erased, we can't let the Interlopers get too close to him, and most of all, we can't let any of them suspect a thing."

Steph scoffs, "What do you expect us to do?"

Bruce breathes heavily through his nose, using every inch of his training to calm his unease, and opens his mouth to doom his child. "We have to create romantic situations for them to keep the thin threads anchoring Danny here, but we can't let the Interlopers make progress with Danny."

Jason slammed his hands on the table. "You dare dangle my romance novels in my face and ask me to rip the pages out, Father!?"

"I'm sorry!" Bruce yells back, leaping to his feet. "You think I want to do this!?"

"Guys!" Dick intervenes, voice hard and face nearly stone. "Fighting among ourselves won't keep Danny safe! We just have to create small moments that people on the internet would review for hours, trying to find evidence of romantic subtext, but not enough that they can prove there is a romantic interest between the people. Come on, we're the Bats, we can do this!"

Cass raised her fist into the air, grinning when everyone let out batle cries, wondering if Damian was able to see the room properly from the camera he had her wired. She still thinks this is the funniest prank her little brother has ever pulled, and she was enjoying getting to know his Lost sibling.

From the darkest corner of the house, sitting behind twelve glowing monitors, Damian grins darkly as his family plans the situations. On another screen, two teenagers are arguing with the airport staff, and the last shows Danny floating face down in the pool-

Damian's eyes widen, reaching for the emergency button on his keyboard but Danny turns around and backstrokes to the other side of the pool with a laugh. He slumps in his chair, hand over his chest.

Sometimes Daniel does things that make him grateful that he was given a civilian life. There was no way someone who accidentally killed himself and turned into a Halfa would survive their world.

Worrying after him, Damian aged faster than Alfred's interrogation about Daniel's "ex" over the past few days, while everyone prepared for the arrival of Foley and Master.

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"Danny!" Manson screams, running towards her friend. He tries to met her halfway, but his gas tank and heart pump make his movements clumsy.

Manson doesn't make it obvious, but there is a shift of worry on her face, even as she wraps her arms around him. Damian plants himself at the bottom of the stairs, using his body to slow down his family, who are glaring at the goth girl. He gives Foley a slight nod that the other teen takes as permission to step forward and embrace his brother.

He hears one Father's idiotic fools, bend the stairway railing, and his smile stretches fiendishly across his face. This was going to be the best part of their prank, and Daniel wasn't even aware that it was happening either.

Once again, Damian was grateful he sought out his Lost Sibling. He hasn't enjoyed life like this in a long time.

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i could be your angle 👼 or yuor devil 😈

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Deer Bats

[Original Prompt] by @rheitais

Some variations

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Dp x Dc Prompt- Deer Bats

When Danny turned 25 he realized that he was already one quarter of a human life. And as a halfa that was considered enough for him to be an adult. Since he was one of two living halfas that means that there wasn't much information on them.

Not that he liked Vlad and once he got the opportunity moved far away from him. But Danny ended up growing out of his human biology and into his ghostly one. So on the day of his 25th birthday it wasn't a joyous occasion.

It was painful and overall gore, becoming something so in human that he couldn't possibly stay among the humans. So he hid away from society realizing that he couldn't possibly live with them.

His life was essentially over just as it got started and everything he wanted to do went out the window with it. It wasn't even fair.

So when he falls into a portal and ends up on a different version of Earth he's slightly confused. He no longer has the appearance of a humanoid figure but he can definitely shift it to something more approachable.

So he takes on the form of a deer and spends most of his time outside of a city that seems to generate ectoplasm. Spending most of his days in the forest he enjoyed it.

All was going well until he ran into a young human traveler. A clear adult who was most likely in his early twenties. He had black hair and blue eyes and simply stared at Danny and Danny stared back. The man looked tired but he was definitely something.

And then he thought that would be the only time he would ever see him but he kept visiting the woods. He wouldn't approach Danny but he would look curiously as if he was trying to find something. Perhaps he could tell that he wasn't a deer?

Then he came back with a bag almost as if he was leaving on a trip and he offered his hand out.

"There were rumors when I was younger of a deer who was a guardian spirit who protects anyone who asks. I'm assuming that's you, I was wondering if you would be my guardian while I travel?"

Danny was pretty much confused cause he definitely doesn't know where the rumors came from. But since this man seems to be not like most humans he decided to go along with it.

"My name is Bruce Wayne, do you have a name?"

(Eldritch Danny and Bruce Wayne adventure Pre-Bat)

[Masterpost] [Fanart by @alkallier ]

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And someday I hope, for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours too.

Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

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Prompt

The justice league FINALLY investigates Amity, and realizes that they’ve made a grave mistake by letting a burgeoning hero shoulder a large problem without any training or support. They rectify this immediately by offering a position in the JL along with an assortment of mentors and other teen heroes to bond with. 

Red Huntress receives this invitation in front of Phantom, while actively trying to hunt him down.

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Dc x dp prompt #27

Danny starts fully dying when he is crowned Prince. His human body only has about a year or so left.

After finding this out, Sam, Tuck, Jazz, Ellie, and Dan decide to help him speed run a bucket list of things he can’t—or won’t—fully experience without being half human.

And just some random things that distract away from the fact that he’s dying. Again…

Anyway! This leads to Gotham eventually.

(Bucket list # 78: punch the Joker.)

This was written down as a joke, but it’d be funny so…

It also led him straight into the most awkward stare down with the local furry brigade (and co.) ever.

Well, what better time to scratch off numbers 17 and 103.

(Bucket list # 17: scare Batman.)

(Bucket list # 103: ask a hero/vigilante/rogue for their number in the most dramatic way possible.)

And maybe while he was here he could get a start on number 6 too.

(Bucket list # 6: find out every hero and vigilantes’ secret identities without the use of any powers(Note: be especially careful of Batman, Superman, and Martian Manhunter!!))

He could technically do number 6 after he died, but it wouldn’t be as fun.!

Oh! And maybe he could even start on number 218.!

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wanted to try my hand at recreating my favorite screenshot ✌️ 💜

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“Save some for me, Little Wing!!”

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“What happened to ‘codenames only’? B is gonna end you both”

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Something something face card

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…I did a recoloring of the shirt, cus like DUDE— THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE SAYING “AYOOO!!!” To my dm’s And did a double take is starting to get hella concerning— Imma take down the original cus like… Hha— nope, not dealing with the chance of my supervisor seeing that and not doing a double take. Nu-uh.

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“Focus on the mission, Drake… I swear if I have to smile at these imbeciles for one more second I’m gonna—“

*CRASHHHH*

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I know I've said it before but I'm saying it again, I just absolutely adore how Danny's eyes glow green in human form when he's getting particularly mischievous, not just when he's especially angry

Like this boy has a built in warning signal for when he's about to be a little menace to society and I love that for him