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On the surface I agree with this post but on the otherhand I know this is about that digit/l circus thing and g00seworx and that digital circus thing one of its creators regularly made videos where the entire joke was the r slur and afaik never stopped or apologized for this and changed and goosew0rx is a FRIEND of vivzi3 pop or however you spell her name who is a terrible person that abuses people

Like this is true but the indie projects that this is about i think people are fair to not like because theyre all assholes lol?

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i don't care if i get canceled for posting this someone has to say it. rust is a shade of ORANGE

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crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

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Fun games to play with your buddies on discord

The Purr-ice is Right: Someone posts a furry adoptable sheet with all the prices blurred out and everyone has to guess how much it sold for. A good variation is posting a lineup and having to rank the designs from most to least expensive

He Would Not Fucking Say That: Someone posts a line of dialogue from a particularly egregiously out-of-character fic (fandom specified beforehand) with all the names blacked out and the participants have to guess who said the line. Another alternative is posting an out of context line from a fic and the participants have to guess what fandom it's from

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last night i had a dream about burying a skull in my back yard. what do you think about that?

last night i had a dream about burying a skull in my back yard. what do you think about that?

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a well shit you should go try and dig that baby back out? a murky rat habitat. kinda inhuman

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Baking is cool

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sewing patterns for bugs! (pt 2)

beetle plush pattern by ApothecaryOcto

simple fabric moth/butterfly pattern by willowynn

bee plush pattern by TooStuffedPatterns

snail plush pattern by willowynn

beetle plush pattern by MasterPlush

spider plush pattern by SugarcubeCherry

minecraft bee plush pattern by HabbiesAus

snail plush pattern by Delilah Iris

butterfly / moth plush pattern by Victoria Zhuk

garden snail pattern by DragonsGardenShop

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im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

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Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast

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favorite ship dynamic moodboard

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beautiful radiant gf is beckoning you over, she wants you to come see! come see! cmonn, just a little closer... she is holding out her arms to give you a great big hug! so so compelling.. you can feel her warmth emana— ANGLERFISH GIRL, GNASHING TEETH, ANGLERFISH GIRL, SHE'S UPON YOU IN AN INSTANT; ATTACKING, RIPPING INTO YOUR SUPPLE THROAT

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people keep saying "where wolf" bro right here!!!!!! awoooo

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im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

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olly doesn't enjoy the carrier method

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the thing about edgy serial killer songs is that sometimes they slap sorry

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i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

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"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either