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[spamton-salesman-1997]

IM [[BIG SHOT]]

I DONT NEED ANYTHING

Hello Spamton! How are you so skrunkly? Tell us your secrets!! How do you do it?!

SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT TO BE A [Funky Little] THINGAMABOB! [Here’s 10 weird tricks discovered by a mom!] [Number 3 will surprise you!]

I WASNT ALWAYS LIKE THIS! I WASNT ALWAYS THIS [Sick and pale]! YEARS OF BEING [Cramped Up] IN A [Rubber room] WAITING FOR HIM TO PICK UP THE PHONE…

Mike… please… Pick up the phone… I dont know what to do… Help…

AND YOU GET NO SUN FOR THE PRICE OF [Vitamins D Deficiency]! THATS TRICK NO. 1.

AND THATS [All I Know For] [Deal!] WANNA KNOW MORE? ASK HIM. HES THE

WAS THE ONE PULLING THE [siLLy sTrinGs].

YOU LET THEM PULL YOUR [Strings] WITH THE PROMISE OF [Making them ring] AND YOU MIGHT BECOME [Skrunkle] LIKE ME

DONT WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE [Side effects may include]. IVE FORGOTTEN WHO I REALLY AM! I CANT DO A N Y T H I N G WITHOUT HIM. I DON T W4N T TO B3 A PUPPET AN YMORE BUT I C4 NT L IV E WIT H OUT TH E STR1 NGS

I DON T N E 3 D YOU MIKE I DONT NEED TH4T STUPID P HONE! W AIT NO! IM S 0 RRY I DIDNT I DIDNT I DIDNT I DIDNT M EAN THAT!

Mike… please… come back…

THATS TRICK NO. 2!

[spamton-salesman-1997]

Hello Spamton! How are you so skrunkly? Tell us your secrets!! How do you do it?!

SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT TO BE A [Funky Little] THINGAMABOB! [Here’s 10 weird tricks discovered by a mom!] [Number 3 will surprise you!]

I WASNT ALWAYS LIKE THIS! I WASNT ALWAYS THIS [Sick and pale]! YEARS OF BEING [Cramped Up] IN A [Rubber room] WAITING FOR HIM TO PICK UP THE PHONE…

Mike… please… Pick up the phone… I dont know what to do… Help…

AND YOU GET NO SUN FOR THE PRICE OF [Vitamins D Deficiency]! THATS TRICK NO. 1.

AND THATS [All I Know For] [Deal!] WANNA KNOW MORE? ASK HIM. HES THE

WAS THE ONE PULLING THE [siLLy sTrinGs].

YOU LET THEM PULL YOUR [Strings] WITH THE PROMISE OF [Making them ring] AND YOU MIGHT BECOME [Skrunkle] LIKE ME

DONT WORRY ABOUT WHAT THE [Side effects may include]. IVE FORGOTTEN WHO I REALLY AM! I CANT DO A N Y T H I N G WITHOUT HIM. I DON T W4N T TO B3 A PUPPET AN YMORE BUT I C4 NT L IV E WIT H OUT TH E STR1 NGS

I DON T N E 3 D YOU MIKE I DONT NEED TH4T STUPID P HONE! W AIT NO! IM S 0 RRY I DIDNT I DIDNT I DIDNT I DIDNT M EAN THAT!

Mike… please… come back…

THATS TRICK NO. 2!

[spamton-salesman-1997]

DID SOMEONE ORDER A [[BIG SHOT]]?!!??

HEY EV3RY !!!!!

ITS M MEE

SPAMTON!!!! G SPAM!!! TON!!!

ONE [[BIG SHOT]] COMING RIGHT UP

Pal(TMVSTM) x Crash(AH) gotta be one of the most weird rarepair i ever did and thought of and I bet a lot of people also find them weird like they are the new Nagito x Sans of the AI/robot fandom. I might start to draw them a bunch of times here till someone pays me to stop posting about them.

[spamton-salesman-1997]

I HAD TOO MUCH OF [The Taco’s Bell] HURMGHHBHHB IM GONNA TAKE A [[BIG SHIT]]

[spamton-salesman-1997]

WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE

[Pipis] SODA!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MOST [Specil] REFRESHER! ITS SO [Funky Fresh] IM [$!X$]ING MYSELF!!

COMES IN MAMY FL4VORS!!! INCLUDES ALL THE [Classics youve come to expect] SUCH AS

- OLUEBERRY

- [The smooth taste of]

- Tv Static

- FRESH

- M E G A F R E S H

- THE [$&!&] TASTE OF SPLAMTON!!

- ass

FIRST SIP TASTES LIKE [Heaven] SECOND SIP

TATES LIKE [Heaven]

[spamton-salesman-1997]

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