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she drop on my deck till i flop like a fish

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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I think uh instead of .com it should be .cum for porn website like like pornhub.cum is this anything?

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every time i think 'i need to be better at this skill before i make anything serious with it' i remember that undertale's code is held together with rubber bands and duct tape and im filled with determination

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the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

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i'm a big fan of the context clues that kris apparently had a penchant for climbing up the various christmas trees at the holidays' house and inevitably fell down with one btw. peak storytelling

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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

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go my subhammer propaganda

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aussie aussie aussie

OI OI OI

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What being friends w me is like btw.

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Jessica Rabbit

Art by Stephanie Pepper

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I love gay characters without romantic interests

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REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

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In the club whimpering like a kicked dog

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if you're pure of heart you will never be injured in any knife fight