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Look, I'm a simple woman alright

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hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.

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anyone who draws pearl with bleached highlights in her hair. it's such a small headcanon but whenever i see it i smile for some reason :>

Anyone who draws Pearl with bleached highlights!!! I can think of a few designs like this, and all of them are beautiful!

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So, um.

I may be starting to get a weeeee bit annoyed with people on the r/Hermitcraft subreddit.

Like, when I made the meme that is still getting an insane amount of notes (holy crap thank you so much I am super flattered), it was understandable that people didn't know what it was in reference to. I went, "ah, probably should have linked Cleo's vid!" and lived and learned, you know?

But Cleo's video has been out for a week. It's only twenty minutes long, and the moment when they and Grian meet up is five minutes into the video.

And like. Grian seems to really want people to see his friends' videos? Like when Gem's snail arrived, he deliberately left that plot thread dangling to be answered in Gem's video. The guy has made an eight hour video showing off the other Hermits' bases. I also highly suspect that one reason Grian is one of the last people to upload collab videos he's in is because his higher subscriber count means his video will automatically racket up to the top of the recommended page, and he wants his friends' videos to get a head start on him.

So the fact that there's this significant amount of Grian fans who won't even watch five minutes of someone else's video to get an answer that Grian left hanging is ... it's just super disappointing, ngl.

And just. Don't even get me started on that "continuity error" comment. I actually had a pretty long response to that on reddit. TL;DR: it's not a continuity error because there's perfect continuity as long as you watch Cleo's video.

Grian does not have to fill in the gaps, that's not his responsibility, nor should it be. The point of a series like Hermitcraft is that you get multiple perspectives. If you're upset that one perspective doesn't show everything, then you shouldn't be watching SMPs.

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guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

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I just had to put the hunter pearl n fairy gem designs into some sort of illustration :D

also could not decide on colors i like all of these

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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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sit down

gmprl magma req! magma hosted by the lovely @cupofmysteriousfluid!

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i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

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This was simple life right?

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pearl fit checkkkk

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THEY LOOK SO GORGEOUS

(I just had to edit them together it looks so perfect)

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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

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todays birds are: those penguins the USA put tariffs on for some reason