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ㅤIt was too bad Rain didn't have the guts to make that mange comment out loud - preferably where Chewie could hear it. Poe probably would have enjoyed seeing how arrogant the bastard could act with no arms.

ㅤAs someone who put on a show as often as Poe did, who knew the value of visible confidence for oneself and others, he wasn't put off by Rain's apparent lack of fear for his safety. Chewie would blow him out past the outer rim if he confirmed that he was a threat, and that was a fact. Poe would only need to make sure that he didn't get blown up right along with their likely unwelcome guest, but it wouldn't be the first time he had to make himself scarce for some explosions.

ㅤ"Ally, huh? Most allies have enough respect for the General to identify themselves," he pointed out, no lapse in his guard because it was about 50/50 that this pain in the ass was lying. They were expecting representatives from Hapes, and he was under the impression that the Hapans would be sending women - all of them had been referred to as 'she' in the discussions he'd been part of, and he hadn't thought to ask, but it seemed like an important detail now that this man was slithering around him. He wasn't letting him have his back. "So maybe get to the diplomacy, cause your unpleasantries aren't doing you any favors."

𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐄. underdogs were bound to attract mange.

      dameron’s attempt at intimidation wicked off rain’s skin like water on wax. unbothered by the presence of a weapon trained, the hapan glided along the perimeter, hood canted over his shoulder with fascinated regard. there was a touch of ridicule in the way his brows bent upward, questioning the other man’s antics and his ability to spot the different between a thumb and a firing stud. even rain’s aqueous gait on the dust-chalked stones rippled with derision.

      ❝ is this how the resistance treats its allies? ❞ the hapan’s venomous laugh never escaped his throat, yet it coiled around the room like a vexis. ❝ little wonder the first order is winning. ❞

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@aniimvs would be more intimidating if we weren't already used to threats delivered through headgear...

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝friend by friend, i will destroy you.❞ / for poe

ㅤ"That…” he started, head tilted up as his eyes squinted, feigning that he was actually considering the statement, which was very clearly a threat. It was a good one, actually, because he definitely worried more about putting his friends into dangerous, reckless situations than himself, but that was a future problem and he intended to be around to help deal with it. The implication from Kylo Ren was also that he intended for Poe to be around to suffer circumvent the threat. “Sounds like a slow process. Listen, I have places to be, so when you fire that up, you just let me know.”

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𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 ( 𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐔𝐆𝐎 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

feel free to change the prompts as you see fit! warnings: mentions of death and murder and violence.

❝it’s almost midnight.❞

❝i’m not going to bet on my own death.❞

❝you’re a thief.❞

❝i know it comes easy, but try not to play dumb with me.❞

❝i’m fairly sure you’re threatening me. but i want to be more certain before i decide to what to do about it.❞

❝i can’t wait to wipe that look off your face.❞

❝things aren’t going quite as planned, are they?❞

❝do you really think that secret would die with me?❞

❝shame holds more value than coin ever can.❞

❝always one step ahead, aren’t you?❞

❝i’m a creature of habit.❞

❝when everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.❞

❝men mock the gods until they need them.❞

❝get away from me.❞

❝i need a mug of the darkest, bitterest coffee i can find. or maybe a real punch to the jaw.❞

❝you look exhausted. will you sleep at all tonight?❞

❝if i want to watch men dig holes to fall into, i’ll find myself a cemetery.❞

❝you’re smart, but you need to learn patience.❞

❝are you going to explain any of this?❞

❝brick by brick, i will destroy you.❞

❝fate has plans for us all.❞

❝the brain is just another organ.❞

❝if you’d wanted to help me, you know you could have.❞

❝when have i ever done something for nothing?❞

❝i may die, but i’ll die on my feet with a knife in my hand.❞

❝i can take it.❞

❝you could have come to me on your hands and knees, and my answer would be the same.❞

❝you can keep your money. choke on it.❞

❝don’t i have a say in this? i’m sitting right here.❞

❝i’m not useless.❞

❝you wouldn’t know a good time if it sidled up to you and stuck a lollipop in your mouth.❞

❝the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch.❞

❝it’s hard to keep track of all your wisdom.❞

❝i worry about everything. that’s why i’m still alive.❞

❝there’s a difference between confidence and arrogance.❞

❝the heart is an arrow. it demands aim to land true.❞

❝i’m not sure i have a heart to give any more.❞

❝you at least owe me your best imitation of a human being.❞

❝i can tell you how this one ends, but you’re not going to like it.❞

❝did we win?❞

❝i don’t want to die.❞

❝you came back for me.❞

❝i protect my investments.❞

❝say you’re sorry.❞

❝you’re making me nervous.❞

❝i’m just doing my job. stop glaring at me.❞

❝my ghost won’t associate with your ghost.❞

❝don’t try to move, just rest.❞

❝i’m fine. you’re the one who got stabbed.❞

❝it’s just so much easier to kill people than take care of them.❞

❝don’t make me laugh. that feels awful.❞

❝how long was i out?❞

❝there was enough blood to paint a barn red.❞

❝i’m not a criminal.❞

❝if you aren’t born with every advantage, you learn to take your chances.❞

❝why do you think you know everything about me?❞

❝i want to show you something.❞

❝i’ve been looking for an excuse to talk to you for two days.❞

❝i’ve never heard you admit you’re not good at something.❞

❝i don’t want this.❞

❝unclench your jaw. you’re going to grind your teeth down into nothing.❞

❝shut your eyes.❞

❝you don’t smell like roses any more.❞

❝it’s not normal for someone to be as stupid as they are tall, and yet there you stand.❞

❝i can’t believe your face is going to be the last thing i see before i die.❞

❝i hate the way you talk.❞

❝do you think i care what you like or don’t like?❞

❝there’s always more to lose.❞

❝what’s the first thing you’re going to do when you get home?❞

❝i have been made to protect you. only in death will i be kept from this oath.❞

❝are you afraid of me?❞

❝all right, what do you do for fun?❞

❝what are you so afraid will happen? afraid you might start to like me?❞

❝let me go.❞

❝i will always be a threat to you.❞

❝we’re under attack.❞

❝you did everything but tell the truth.❞

❝what was that?❞

❝just keep talking.❞

❝doesn’t matter how big the gun is if you don’t know where to point it.❞

❝we’re either geniuses or the dumbest sons of bitches to ever breathe air.❞

❝what good is a lockpick without his picks?❞

❝you aren’t going to kill me, and i’m not going to pretend everything is okay.❞

❝stop being dense. you’re cuter when you’re smart.❞

❝have you ever been in a fight?❞

❝i don’t want to kill people, not really.❞

❝you’re obviously dangerous. i’d prefer you never became dangerous to me.❞

❝better terrible truths than kind lies.❞

❝your death belongs to me.❞

❝i want a job.❞

❝i practice the art of ‘pull his shirt over his head and punch till you see blood.‘❞

❝a good magician isn’t much different from a proper thief.❞

❝why didn’t you tell me?❞

❝thank goodness we’re proper thieves.❞

❝if you survive and i don’t, make sure i have an open casket. the world deserves a few more moments with this face.❞

❝if we don’t survive this night, i will die unafraid. can you say the same?❞

❝you don’t have to do this, you know.❞

❝i’ve done worse.❞

❝i’m not sure why i began this, but i know why i have to finish. i know why fate brought me here, why it placed me in the path of this prize.❞

❝you’re very graceful in battle, just not while you’re plummeting.❞

❝you presume a great deal.❞

❝i learned the same way you learn about anything. take it apart.❞

❝who am i now?❞

❝you stink of decency.❞

❝we have a party to go to.❞

❝i’m afraid for you.❞

❝i need a dose of imminent peril to get my head straight.❞

❝you can help by shutting up and staying out of the way.❞

❝i don’t like that sound. what’s wrong?❞

❝i don’t love killing people.❞

❝i don’t have any business criticizing you.❞

❝you gave me the tools for vengeance when i needed them the most.❞

❝if we make it out of here alive, i’m going to kiss you unconscious.❞

❝have you come to kill me?❞

❝you shouldn’t make friends with crows.❞

❝you’ve cheated death too many times.❞

❝you won’t shoot me. you need information.❞

❝i. should. let. you. die.❞

❝don’t touch me.❞

❝you almost drowned. you should have drowned.❞

❝this would be a really good time to say you saw this coming.❞

❝i didn’t see this coming.❞

❝they won’t take me alive.❞

❝we’re all someone’s monster.❞

❝you look radiant.❞

❝it seems you prayed to the right god.❞

❝you know you can’t stop them all.❞

❝what will you do when there’s no more blood to shed or vengeance to take?❞

❝was there never another dream?❞

❝what do you want, then?❞

❝stay. stay here. stay with me.❞

❝i want you to stay. i want you to… i want you.❞

❝i don’t want you to see me like this.❞

❝we all carry our sins. i need you to live so i can atone for mine.❞

❝i want to feel safe again. i want to go home.❞

❝i’d like to say it’s been a pleasure, but i’m not that good a liar.❞

❝maybe i liked your stupid face.❞

❝i’m going to invent a new trick.❞

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT 1/?

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Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis.  [text] Im not drunk eveyone is just blurry [text] Could you be anymore dramatic?  [text] You need more friends… or a therapist…  [text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals!  [text] I just miss you. That’s all.  [text] New rule.. every time you say his name I get to punch you. [text] You’re going to hell for sure now.  [text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom? [text] I really don’t care…  [text] Oh no, I’m not doing that again. [text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD. [text] Do whatever you want. I don’t even care anymore.  [text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International.  [text] We’re not watching Frozen again.  [text] I have no idea what you’re talking about…  [text] You’ve got waaaay too much time on your hands.  [text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex?  [text] I just don’t think moving in together is a very good idea… [text] Because you’re pissing me off!  [text] You left your sweatshirt here. It’s mine now.  [text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad.  [text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m at work?  [text] Wait… are you serious? [text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away. [text] I’m just saying that you look a lot better without clothes on! [text] I know that we don’t always get along but I really do miss you.  [text] Pictures or it didn’t happen!  [text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex.  [text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone. [text] That’s really inappropriate…  [text] I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud…  [text] You’ll never guess who just texted me.  [text] I hate my life right now about as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.

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chaotic unhinged lines from 2022-2023 (prompt edition).

basically in 2021 i made a list of prompts inspired by lines in tiktok videos and instagram reels that made me laugh so hard i cried! and now i have returned with another list! these may provide an alarmingly clear image of what my sense of humor is (aka broken) but i figure a little levity is always a good thing! more prompts are forthcoming, but in the mean time: bon appetit!

knowledge has always chased you, but you've always been faster.

no... no, that was mango apathy juice. from the farmer's market.

of all these people, you are the one i understand the least. i want to get to know you better, but like, not that much better.

i-i will CHEW YOUR MEAT!! WHAT are you doing?!

ooooh god, no, you wouldn't be long getting frostbit!

you are evil. like a hobbit.

WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!?!!?

i have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

AHEM!! fill my cup.

may god ignore you like you ignored my greetings.

i will avenge you mister van gogh.

call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder. here's fifteen dollars.

you're not in love. you may think you are, you dumb fuck, but you're not.

go ahead and put the ranch away.

sadly, "hopefully" doth butter no parsnips.

forget school, i want to be an italian sandwich.

you shouldn't skip work, you are a lawyer and he is a hamster.

you can stop roleplaying now. you're free.

her coupon game was so fucking raw.

i'm sorry guys... he's making a salad.

you could get a straight guy here if you learned to make a good pasta. i'll teach you how to make a risotto that'll get you married and out of my basement.

hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have night meats?

it's not the most ethical thing in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.

no, children, you're wrong. once upon a time, there was a piece of wood.

and i'm not saying she deserved it, but i am saying that god's timing is always riiiiight.

hydrate or die-drate, ya DICK!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD.

new york city is a fictional place written up by someone with a sinister mind and a knack for comedy.

this is grindr my guy.

wait, i didn't finish teaching you the difference between human and wolf anatomy.

it's time to tell your grandmother that she was wrong. do not be afraid.

vanilla vodka... you fucking child.

without ash to rise from, a phoenix would just be a bird getting up.

you are fucking alive. do what you want.

why are you cradling me like a baby, friend? this isn't how guys of my generation hang out.

i hope a hedgehog shits in your cereal, you difficult person.

you know, i am not as mean as i would like to be. and i think people should appreciate that more.

see, i am not a kangaroo.

well, i'd like to help, but... you see... not as much as i'd like not to.

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy.

when god sings with all his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?

i fight for a seat in heaven, every. single. day.

map maker? can you find me somewhere on the map where this big man thinks he's the king?

you bald-headed demon...

so... there are 24 million pigs in australia... and 24 million people... so if you ever feel lonely, there's like, a pig out there that's sort of your cosmic twin.

remember, alcohol is god's apology for making us self-aware.

i'm straight!! stop CONFUSING me!!!!!

you guys want something to eat? because... i know we'll die if we don't eat.

he is a BIBLICALLY gorgeous man. i wanna feed him grapes. i wanna fan him with the frond of a date palm from the forests of Lebanon. i wanna find the alabaster vial of perfume oil that one woman broke for jesus and comb it through his hair. like... he's stressing me OUT.

i'm not sad! i'm freaking HUNGRY!

maybe, if we wait a little bit longer, a fuck will fall into my hand, and i can give it to you.

it's not my fault you thought you lived in this IKEA.

let's leave my mother out of this.

jason may kill people but he's not bad enough to kick a dog.

i run for LUMP!

oh no, i'm all out of caring, baby!

you don't think it mcbe that way... but it mcdo.

what is this enticing bowl of white?

serious question, do his nipples sparkle?

what in the reese's peanut butter fuck is going on here?

if your parents don't buy it, stop loving them!

i just hope you know just how much you've decreased productivity today.

that was poetry at its FINEST.

and if you let that motherfucker shenan ONCE, you best believe they're gonna shenanIGAN!

may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to her.

that's modern milk for ya. what a time to be alive.

you have attachment issues. please fix it.

remember when people had secrets? we should bring that back.

the moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal.

i don't like the cobra chicken.

i didn't know eggs were this expensive? it's time to lay my own, i fear.

so you're saying the reason i don't have a girlfriend is because i'm not a big enough threat yet.

god gave him a top lip, that's why he's so powerful.

it's a common mistake, but frankenstein was actually the author.

i finally got a pocket-sized diary!!! also i don't get the concept of life.

if a beautiful woman disagrees with me, i will immediately change my view. i've no principles.

how did you all end up married to such boiled potatoes?

if so much as one tear drops from their eye... i will slap you back into your mum.

you are ringing a phone that does not like to be rung.

look how Dr. doofenschmirtz had a fucked up childhood but didn't project his trauma onto his teenage daughter. he projected it onto a platypus.

it is mathematically impossible for you to get a wedgie.

i'm breaking up with you. i love you, it's just... i don't think you could protect me from a mummy.

if you can't do fractions....... you will fucking die.

that's right; in the year 1791, all of our bottoms were killed in a Big Bottom Massacre.

people always assume i'm mean. like CAN you BELIEVE THAT CRAP?! like WHAT would make you think i'm MEAN?! I'M THE NICEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!

the chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal; another of god's little tests.

someone's gotta tell the waiter that i ordered mashed 'taters and it sure as shit ain't gonna be me.

if i had a week i couldn't list all the reasons that wouldn't work.

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:: 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! ──── ⪩⪨ 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 ; 𝐩𝐭. 𝐢𝐢

' who are you? a human, a sinner, or a monster? '

' who are you fighting for? who can vouch for your loyalty? '

' there are no memories, no past, no one you can trust, and no future. '

' aren't you supposed to be powerful? then... how come you didn't save me? '

' you're useless. you can protect no one! '

' that black hole in your heart... is it still there? '

' i'm here to fight, not to reflect on the things i did. '

' we all lost ourselves at some point, some to fear, some to desire, some to desire. '

' you're not seriously thinking of yourself as a savior, are you? '

' meaningless fighting brings nothing but the loss of lives. it's time to end it. '

' how could you forget about us? '

' we'll meet again, as long as you don't get yourself killed. '

' i understand your pain, your fear, and the emptiness in your heart. '

' if anyone can give you the answer you want, it's me. '

' don't forget. you... you're not alone. '

' what have i done wrong? '

' now that you've seen everyone off, who will lay you to rest? '

' they aren't good people at all, so it's okay to kill them, right? '

' don't leave me, don't turn your back on me! '

' it's you who guided us out of the mire over and over again. '

' i won't let you all stay buried here like this. '

' do your cuts bleed red, too? '

' you have the stench of death on you, too. '

' all i'm gonna give you is a nice funeral. '

' please don't get hurt while i'm not around. '

' why are you always staring at me like that? '

' go to fucking hell and make a deal with the devil. '

' i have a duty to fight for the innocence you deserve. '

' you can stop me anytime you want unless i kill you, right? '

' you little coward, hiding behind your power like trash! '

' if you die... i'll really have nothing left. '

' stop faking your death. it doesn't suit you. '

' will you all be able to soothe all the pain and comfort everyone here? '

' you're not killing me? '

' don't be afraid of us. what's there to be afraid of? '

' to survive, you have to try as hard as you can to become a monster yourself. '

' it's always the last person you want to see that you end up running into, huh? '

' have you decided to surrender? '

' we carried a heavy responsibility to clear a bright path for everyone else. '

' i believe that everything you just said is the truth. '

' what good are other people's thanks? isn't having each other enough? '

' make your choice and keep walking. '

' i'll put an end to all the tragedies you're causing here and now. '

' we were always meant to die out here. '

' you're no companion of mine. don't touch me. '

' let them stay with me, don't take them away from me... please. '

' i can't bear the pain of losing people close to me. '

' no, i don't want you to die. i won't allow it. '

' keep quiet, and let me do the talking. '

' you're ahead of others in reaching the end that nobody can escape. '

' it's for your own good... don't you get it? '

' wake up. someone is waiting for your return. '

' you don't need to make sacrifices anymore. '

' i should stop them, but on my own, i can't do anything. '

' i'm not afraid of loneliness, never have been. '

' are you really so desperate to live on? '

' because we're monsters, you're leaving us too? '

' i don't have time to give a lecture about what's right and what's wrong. '

' after all this, you still turn your back on me. '

' i don't know who i am. '

' am i really not worth your trust? '

' whatever choice you make in the future, i will not doubt it. '

' thank you for looking for me. it's all right now... go back. '

' don't get overwhelmed by the darkness from the past. '

' do you need saving, too? '

' you have to get used to the cruelty in reality. '

' do you think i made the wrong choice? '

' i won't punish you too harshly no matter what mistakes you make. '

' you will be betrayed eventually. '

' you can't stop, even if there are sacrifices. '

' the final destination you reach will determine whether the price paid along the way is worth it. '

' aren't you the one talking big, faking your own death just now? '

' we humans are insignificant before the ultimate truth. '

' i hope you're here to stay. this is where you belong. '

' how long have you been trapped in the abyss? '

' am i the one who failed you? '

' what a good dog you are. '

' you're alive. only you're alive. why should it be you? '

' i will not let you die. '

' i'm not going to wait for you if you fall behind. '

' the stronger a sinner, the closer they are to destruction. '

' are you in pain? don't worry, soon you'll be freed from it. '

' why are you willing to stay with a monster like me? '

' are you here to kill me? '

' you must be... very disappointed. '

' the longer one has been as a sinner, the easier it is to perceive the intangible. '

' to do what you should... it's never easy. '

' meeting you was the luckiest thing that happened in my life. '

' you barged into the darkness and brought me a beam of light. '

' you're really sorry? can you make up for your mistakes by saying sorry? '

' i've seen so many betrayals, but never one like yours. '

' if you don't run now, you won't get another chance. '

' hang in there. i'll get you out of here. '

' i've never pleaded for anything with you, but please... '

' i'll give you one last chance. leave. '

' it'll all be over when you wake up. '

' you want to live on, don't you? '

' i want to watch it once more, the sunrise. '

' you can't make it out on your own. '

' i know it's painful, but don't give up. '

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@honorhunt doesn't know the half of it...

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ❝i know it comes easy, but don't play dumb with me.❞ / for poe, sorry poe

ㅤ"Oh, there's nothing easy about it. Dumb has a broad spectrum and it takes some serious experience to get asked dumb questions and match that energy with an equally dumb answer," he offered, tone a little too dry to be convincingly matter-of-fact. In fairness, he wasn't really trying - they both were a little too close to the same wavelength on this particular issue for pretending.

ㅤ“Natural talent’s a thing, but everyone keeps telling me I can’t get by on talent alone.” His eyes did not track where BB-8 had gone, but even if he had, the droid would have disappeared almost immediately into the crowded outpost and Poe was either going to manage a somewhat peaceful exit from this conversation or he was stalling to give BB time to pull something together; that depended on the bounty hunter. So much for a quick, easy little supply run.

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Welcome to sparkflight, an independent rp blog for Poe Dameron of Star Wars. I'm Stark, 30+, not picky at all about pronoun usage, but generally she/her. I work full-time and have other hobbies stealing my time, so I can sometimes be here constantly and other times get really quiet, but I'm always available on discord, which can be requested by mutuals.

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