random-nintendo-gamer said:
Can you sing Uptown Funk in a Goofy voice please?
uptown goof you up
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Stages of writing a Paper
Putin it off
Stalin
Russian to finish
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DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
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[forgets word in foreign language] [substitutes english word but with an accent]
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daily fucking reminder that you are allowed to want attention and that does not make you a bad person.
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i need a hug and six months of sleep
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constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
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me: sad because I’m not productive
me: not productive because I’m sad
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real friends are the ones who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
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everything about shrek gets notes smh
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What's the most interesting thing about you?
Ummm probably how curious I am like does that work for an answer?
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