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.ah, uhmm, r.really,,? i. i enjoy your company too,,!

*the little man grabs onto your leg* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THIS PLEASE

PLEASEGETOFFOFME OHGOSH OH NO

[sparkle-axe-anon]

,,oh-! .Vampire,, hello,,,! it's been a. a while,,,

,,and thank you f .for that,,,

*the little man grabs onto your leg* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THIS PLEASE

PLEASEGETOFFOFME OHGOSH OH NO

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*the little man grabs onto your leg* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THIS PLEASE

PLEASEGETOFFOFME OHGOSH OH NO

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HOLD ON NOW!!!!!! DONT YOU WANT [[LOVE]] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU [[alone on a friday night?]]

I,IM ALONE .MOST OF THE TIME,,!!!!!!

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NO!!!!!! ! ! !!! HOLD ON TO YOUR [ [ silly strings]] FOLKS!!!!!! FOR YOU A [ [SPECIL DEAL] ] IS UP!!!! FOR ONLY [[1.99]] YOU TOO CAN [[LOVE!]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLESAEPLEASEPLEASEPLESASEPELASEPLEASEPLEASEPLASESEPLEEASEPLASPELAPSELPASLPELSAPELPSALEPALSPELASPLEASLPELAPSELAPSELSPALEPASLEPSLAELPASLEPALSPEALPSELPASLELAPSLEPASLEASLPELAPLEPASLPELASELALPELAELPALEALPSELPASLEPALSPEALSEPALPSELAPELPAPLELASELPALPALEPALPEAPLEALPLEALE

aaaAAAAAA OHMYGOSHPLEASECALMDOWN

I D,DONT WANT TO BUY ANYTHING,,!!! ,,you remind me of pig.,,,,,

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YOU!!!! DO YOU WANT TO BE A [big shot] LIKE ME?!?! DO YOU WANT TO [divorce.] LIKE ME?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA *SLAMS FIST ON WALL*

YOU. I SENSE A HUMAN PRESENCE FROM YOU. HOW ABOUT A [special deal]!!!!! YOU GIVE ME YOUR [heart shaped object.] AND I GIVE YOU THE SECRET TO [love!] FOR [4.99K$ including shipping]?!?!?!?!?

hH. HUH,

wWHAT

,,i, i uh. i. Have no clue w,what a human is,,! hahaaah,,,, ,,eh,,, so,, s,so uhh,, no need for. f. for whatever youre selling,,! ,,please leave

[sparkle-axe-anon]

i see,,,, that's neat,,

the void is. rigged

,,send post,,,

[sparkle-axe-anon]

,,really? ,damn. i should leave my room more often.,,

the void is. rigged

,,send post,,,

[sparkle-axe-anon]

yeaa,, i . guess we have that in common,,,!

the void is. rigged

,,send post,,,

[sparkle-axe-anon]

,,ah ok, hi.

im. uh. Axe,,,

. that was probably obvious,, sorry

the void is. rigged

,,send post,,,

[sparkle-axe-anon]

w. wUAH WWHAT WHO .ARE YOU,?!

the void is. rigged

,,send post,,,

[sparkle-axe-anon]

the void is. rigged

,,send post,,,

[sparkle-axe-anon]

. sometimes it feels like. Like theyre still here,,,,

watching me,, like they used to.

[sparkle-axe-anon]

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gives you a fork

—videogameanon[🎥🕹🎮]

oh? ,,,why uh-

u,um. nevermind

thanks,,! ^_^

[sparkle-axe-anon]

oh hello there

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(the no tag is intentional)

uhm.

,, h,hi??

[sparkle-axe-anon]

You should give your crush a gift back!!!

oh,,! uh , maybe,,??

dont. know what they like though,,